Wednesday, May 30, 2007

ass-a-nation

I would like to profess to all of the beautiful and gorgeous distinctions of women of African descent in American and world wide in the Diaspora, that on behalf of all the REAL brothers up in this camp we love, lust, respect, appreciate and desire you. In particular, although we may have individual penchants for thighs, legs and other attributes that sound like they belong in a three-piece chicken snack and that the aforementioned sounds yummy, and there is nothing more appealing than a sedulous smile on a sister, I must admit that of all the features our sisters have, none can be more distinguishing than the posterior, the gluteus maximus, and the ass.

As a black man, there is no other talked about or desired visual stimulation one can have next to a full spread Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinner than to have the privilege to walk behind, or catch in ones peripheral vision a sister with a little junk in her trunk. Even women seem to know this about us fellas seeing that almost every sister I know has a picture with the classic and ubiquitous booty sticking out pose (see several on this blog entry).

My boy Smoove and I were talking about this yesterday. He commented “a brother gone always go wild over a phat ass ass. I mean, if he had the choice between a beautiful woman that was lacking, and a not so attractive woman that was like [HE USED HIS HANDS TO DESCRIBE], the brother gone go with the fat ass ass.”

So ladies don’t be mad at me or my folk, but we have a fascination with posterior ethics and today, I just wanted to be proud to proclaim that I love this particular portion of the female physiology and proclaim that from now on today be recognized as Ass-a-nation day.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

...hell, even my girlfriend appreciates a woman with a beautiful ass!

Jihan said...

wow, that's something. While I understand that this particular portion of a woman's anatomy is appealing to men, its a shame that a big butt beats out a pretty face. Maybe your friend spend most of his time looking at her backside, not talking to her face. Shameful.

Anonymous said...

I was just recently asked to define "THICK". My answer was the portion of 1" to 1.4" ratio of waist to rear. For example: the formula for a 30" waist is 30" x 1.4 or 42" for the ass maximum. That equals THICK.
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Hank said...

"ass-a-nation" should be a week long celebration with pageants, fashion shows, shoe modeling & other competitions! it would make freak-nic look like a disney parade! ;->

Anonymous said...

Fun post!

Well I showed this to a ex-muslim friend of mine, he freaked!
Told him don't worry, there is beautiful erotic art if this is what you would like... let's look for that...

He freaked!

We broke up!

A sad girl!

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

why did he break up with u?

Shai said...

Guess us women who don't fit the round mound mold are shyt outta luck. LOL. SMH.

Rich Fitzgerald said...

Ass can only get me so far. I'd take the pretty girl over the one with ass. I see her face more than her butt. Lucky for me, I got both which makes me have ONE BIG ASS SMILE.

Anonymous said...

We who don't have the big asses u are so mesmerized by are left feeling not so good. And what are we supposed to do on Ass day, run into hiding? Cry ourselves to bed? stuff our jeans? Come-on now!

Mizrepresent said...

lol at the last anon....really who gives a f#$$^! Stick and move and they will bebthinking yo azz is all that too! It's a mirage my dear...they just want to look at somethin...most woman i know with really big azzes are trying their best to camouflage them...and the one's without...drop it likes hot on any an every occassion...so be happy and proud of your hump, big or small!

Anonymous said...

Stephen,

Because he is very very possessive and jealous... He suffers big issues.

He can't stand me having friends who like buttucks maybe.

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

we all celebrate on ass a nation day. we sit on them and eat and beverage - lol

Anonymous said...

I am one of those sista with a nice posteria and I am flattered by your article T, but sometime i just want a brotha to look at my beautiful smile, too.

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