Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Yum yum eatum up

Now I consider myself to be a connoisseur of fine delectables and confections. I have eaten some things that many may have not even considered edible. I would mention for example, Crocodile, Chimpanzee and Bush baby (to this day I do not what genius or species this rodent resides in), but I do not wish to offend the delicate palate of my reading audience. However, there is one thing that all men must seek nourishment from to remain vibrant and high-post.

Yum Yum eattum up is what I call this elixiar. It can only be obtained from one source and she is usually finer than a motherfucker. I would hope all men accepted and understood this phenomenon as I anticipate and expect all women to desire the scrumpshush utility of a good fat and long country sausage on the tongue, or better yet – in the mouth.

There is no special fork or special spoon to devoour this savory dish. On the contrary, one must suppurate it s nectar in a gentle manner. This is important since the more it is stimulated, the more nectar and nourishment revealed. Even sound effect such as a gentle and incessant hum will work wonders.

I don’t get the chance to eat yum yum eattum up often, but I wish I could. It will always in these eyes be in the company of ribs, fried fish and neck bones.

31 comments:

  1. This may be my favorite so far. I personally encourage all men to partake in this most nourishing of meals.

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  2. Boy you are a fool, but always on point!! Nothing like a good Yum Yum Eatum Upper!! Making me hungry man. Any Yum Yum Eatum Uppers inda house?????

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  3. Yum, Yum, you naughty boy!!!!!!!

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  4. I truly believe that "healthy" body elixir is medicine for a lot of ailments--proving Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" to be true...Just make sure you eat your vegetables if you want it to taste sweet...

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  5. I really wasn't expecting a post like this from you for some reason...

    Now I want some sausage *sigh*

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  6. I'm not supposed to get hot and bothered while at work! LOL But I will say it is the highlight of my day. A woman should take pride to know she can satisfy an appetite without cooking (giggle).
    Always in Thought
    Georiga

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  7. I'm blushing... After you mentioned two kinds of monkey and a dragon, I didn't know where you were going. Can you write up a pamphlet?

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  8. Er...rum...let me adjust myself...ok. Whew! "Yum-Yum" huh?

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  9. I usually don't get off on reading? BUT.... I LOVE YOU.

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  10. once again, youve got me speechless...but i must say, that although yum yum eatum up is a delicacy...i enjoy the juiciness of a healthy serving of country sausage myself..for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and those times in between...

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  11. You a fool T! But i luv ya! Great post!

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  12. Yum Yum huh? I need you to have this published in every magazine even looked at by males my age. Many of them are a bit malnurished if you get my drift. Darling your articles are priceless... I don't do pork but you know how I feel about sausage.

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  13. I love this post. Much better than the butty posts... but i'm probably just hating because mines is kinda flat.

    Question: My boyfriend has not aquired a taste of the yum-yum or any type of foreplay at all. is that grounds for dismissal? I ask this especially because I am single mom with two kids and thier fathers have chosen not to be involved. and bf likes kids. he seems like a good man and he's ambitious and smart. is that a petty reason for dismissal?

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  14. Yep kahnee - he should do anything to please u. I expect the same from MY woman. If they dont they cant be a boyfriend or girlfriend. I suggest u find some one that does, enjoy him and keep the man until u cant tolerate him no more - lol

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  15. That is just damn nasty! Dogs lick each other in the asses. Why is having someone else's bodily fluids in or around one's mouth a good thing?
    P.S. Your woman may not like you putting her business in the street.

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  16. Big daddy that last chick must not know that a woman would do anything for her man. If he likes neckbones she should cook them - if he doing his all for her. And if he like licking cat, she should feed him - if she is truly a woman - what kind of woman are you. not to mention i did not read any womans name, just you interest if delicacies. She probably cant keep a man anyway. I'm not trying to be hostile but you are out of touch lady.

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  17. And the King said, let them eat Yum Yum Eatum Up.

    Amen.

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  18. Man, WHY does it seem that all the male bloggers are writing posts on this topic this particular week?? And WHY was I recently, briefly, involved with a man who DIDNT do that?? And WHY dont I have a new one who DOES???

    Shyt makes me horny AND mad!
    grrrrrrr
    L

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  19. to one of the prude anonymous- yes dogs lick each other down there. They also have sex from the back, I bet you like that.
    Going down on your female is not only wonderful, it's expected!

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  20. Wow... Er ummm... If I was a smoker, I'd kinda need a cigarette right about now.

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  21. Good post, keep on going

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  22. "Yum yum eatum up."

    Hmm. . . .

    . . . .so that's what it's called.

    Didn't know that.

    Thanks for the er. . . .heads up.

    Good to see you are a man who reciprocates.

    Not many men do ;)

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  23. Wow, I'm scared to leave a comment. All I can say is, thank God I'm a married woman, and I understand your point!

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  24. Wow, there is a lot of helpful information in this post!

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