2] If President Obama would say something to all of the strippers, would he say “thanks for supporting me at the Poles?”
3] If Jason of the Halloween Movie legacy drowned as a child, how can he have a zillion movies after his death that folks pay to go see?
4] If they let alcoholics charge or convict folks with DUIs should a person get mad, especially if they let a person who is a know tax evader, Tim Geithner run the secretary of Treasury? Should he get mad if we decide not to?
5] How can President Obama propose jobs in the manufacturing sector, if
6] Speaking of the former Governor of the State of
7] Why couldn’t my start up business be selling HDTV converter boxes?
Have a great weekend. Back to what i do best Monday.
#2 lol.... ha ha!
ReplyDelete#3 has me baffled too. In fact, didn't his head get cut off in the last one. How does this guy keep getting resurrected?
ReplyDelete3] If Jason of the Halloween Movie legacy drowned as a child, how can he have a zillion movies after his death that folks pay to go see?
ReplyDeleteYou know some people ask the same thing of Jesus Christ. I'm just saying.
Mr. Stephen's you always crack me up! #1 Yes he does look like a cabbage patch. I often wonder how he manages to have bangs the way.
ReplyDelete#2 Haha
#3 I don't know why movie execs insist on remaking these movies. I think after part 3 I stopped paying to see it...
1) Yes. Narrow, beedy eyes. But he reminds me of my brother, Michael. Michael believes he can lie and con his way in and out of anything.
ReplyDelete2) "Your action at the poles has erected me"
3)It has something to do with his last name, Voorhees (which is an ancient Asia dialect black magic spell that says "Give me all your money, suckers").
4)Since I have had 7 DUI's (not one since '86, mind you and 3 were thrown out for a variety of reasons) let me just say that I resemble that remark.
As for Geithner, he has far more skeletons in the closet than his closet tax evasion.
5) Now you are bitching one of my bitches. Right on.
6) Bloggy and Bully: Pit Bulls and Lipsticked Pigs
(No, I would not watch it, unless I needed some material for my comedy routine)
7) Hindsight...
Why couldn't I have married that ugly, but rich bitch from high school. She has so much money, I'd give you a new store.
(You know I jest... I'm too tight to give anybody anything)
;-)
All my love, Bro' to you and yours!
Hindsigt is 20/20 most def!
ReplyDeleteI love posts like this fam. This his is funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteand rule number one about jason....No One asks questions about Jason......
LMAO.
Charming!
ReplyDeletethings that make you go hmmmm...
ReplyDelete#7 "We can see Russia from our studio in Chicago."
ReplyDeleteim a horror movie junkie so im sure they will get my 10 bucks...10 bucks for a freakin movie...lol @ rainywalker
ReplyDelete1. Yes he does.
ReplyDelete2. LOL! You are silly!
3. Because people keep paying to see him.
4. No he shouldn't.
5. Is this a trick question?
6. Damn that is a scary thought!
7. I don't know...why didn't you?
Excellent questions Dawg! And...oh hell yes the man looks like a cabbage patch doll. Didn't realize until you mentioned it.
ReplyDelete#1) He does look like a Cabbage Patch Doll, but all Ron Paul needed was to look like Cabbagey Blagojevich and he might be president
ReplyDelete#2) He'd say "mumble...mumble...mumble....DAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIID, get me out of here!"
#3) It's just like this one I heard about: There's this Old Man with a long white beard who's invisible and lives in the sky and he has this SPECIAL BOOK........"
#4) Absolutely not. You know what the "Voluntary Compliance Campaigns" are, right? Like when they bust Pete Rose, Leona Helmsley, Darryl Strawberry or Wesley Snipes with a few weeks left before April 15 each year. I'd love to find Geithner's moralizing statements on any of that shit. Or about Marc Rich and Pincus Green!
#5) These two Queens are black. This one Queen's red. Find the red Queen. 5 will get you 10, 10 will get you 20. Let's go....come on. I smile when I win. I pay when I lose...you can't win if you don't play...simple, simple, simple...just find that red Queen and my money's yours........
#6) The American Sportsman 2009: Rod's Slaughterhouse versus Sarah's Helicopter
#7) Because you saw quite possibly the dumbest "risk-arbitrage" play in the history of finance on offer and wisely passed
5)i tell you i worked for years in the textile giftware industry. there r some could-be-significant-factories in georgia, carolinas, la. every state has a few of them also in smaller scale, like places tucked away in a corner of every state silkscreening potholders and kitchen stuff tiny little places driving major markets or at least surviving etc we here retreated from manufacturing raw yardage (raw goods coming from india turkey phillipines taiwan
ReplyDeletechina and other places)
i could accept continuing to import raw goods but i cant accept sending out for the design or artwork or finished product. those factories could use something to do, some of them shut down even could be brought back i mean we need to do that here so well that we lead. there are so many young students like at FIT in New York, being trained up the wazoo for something i mean oh well, rant over, thanks
Fo' Real that is what I wanted to know! In the same exact order. *lol*
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LMAO at that post! Your blog is great...thank you for turning me on to it.
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ReplyDeleteglad i could make u laugh, when u stopping by the shop jones
Nikki Wadley
i remeber the first one i was in high school
Curious
lmao - so true
kevinsteetee (Nicole)
lol
BuelahMan
lmbao @ 2 and 6
SjP
so true
Saule Wright
LOL thanks folk
Lovebabz
im flattered
Assertive Wit
u sound like arsineo, and when u stoping by my shop folk
rainywalker
thats classic, only from a Dante LOL
Amber-Alert
let me know how it is
msladydeborah
excellent
Terry
LOL
KELSO'S NUTS
6 is killing me
OG, The Original Glamazon
glad to oblige maam
Happyrunningbunny
anytime sister do come back
Thanks for commenting on my blog! Great post by the way!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!
1. More like Mr. Potato Head (the hair)
ReplyDelete2. Per Michelle, "No We Can't!"
3. Tupac was still putting out albums after his death
4. Doctors and Lawyers get seriously paid for just practicing
5. The same way we print money without equity to back it up
6. "Deal or No Deal", I wouldn't watch like I don't watch the current one. No strategy
7. Not long term
OK SO THIS POST HERE HAS MADE MY DAY!!
ReplyDeleteFUNNY AND INTERESTING!!
Now that you mention it, Blago does indeed bare resemblance to a Cabbage Patch Doll. LOL
ReplyDeleteGOOD STUFF!!!!! I am a follower now!
ReplyDeleteDead-on on #1! I'd been trying to figure it out myself...I was tending towards a muppet of some kind, myself. CPD totally nails it.
ReplyDeleteOkay, hoping the third time is the charm since I've tried to comment a couple times over the past days and they never showed...sigh. Anyhooch...
ReplyDelete#6 "Helmet Head and Airhead Hit the Airwaves"??? ;)
TOTALLY missed reading your insights, Torrance (naughty AND otherwise ;)), since I moved in early December and only FINALLY got internet up and running a couple weeks ago. (Well, up and running unless I dare think Cox would actually function properly and allow cable AND internet at the same time...argh!) One of my first online stops just had to be RDB to see what you've been up to. Glad to see some things never change...re: blog title previous to this one. ;) Hope all is well, my friend.
Be one with the Fro
ReplyDeleteany time folk
Sista GP
1 and - classic
P_LOCA s
thank u sister
blackgirlinmaine
yes indeed
LadyDee - Brownlady Beautiful!
thank u maam
Tamra
u killing me lmao
SoCal Muchacha LOL at #6
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