Monday, February 05, 2007

Leg Blocking

As a man, there are just two things I expect from a woman I am involved with. The first is that they place me equal to or above me in their lives and be willing to do anything for me as I would for them and most importantly, not to leg block. Cooking, well I’d like a meal a few days a week, but I can cook for myself and have yet to find a woman suitable to match my skill set in the kitchen.

For those who do not know, leg blocking is a famous wrestling technique some women master and use during the process of intercourse. This technique when used properly is as infamous as the Boston Crab, the figure-Four leg lock and the DDT all combined. I suspect its purpose is to prevent maximum penis implantation. My question is why would any women not be amenable to the reception of fat long stiffness? My answer is that only a supreme being would know? I mean am I wrong for expecting my compainion to meet and greet me to the fullest extent of her physical prowess. There is always i pillow or something near I figure that one can bite on if such is too bad to bare. But then again i was taught it was pleasing pain by some former associates of mine.

I mean isn’t it a blessing to have one‘s spine messaged from inside of their body, especially if one has the capacity to reach it. Is it a feeling of satisfaction to feel the external appendage contained in that protective sac of your mate smacking that thang? So why squeeze the thighs or please your feet between mine as if they are wedges? These are just a few personal queries for the purpose of education and maybe some entertainment purposes only. But enquiring minds would really like to know.

24 comments:

  1. My only explanation to "leg blocking" would be that maybe "she"--whoever the woman may be, is not able to take all of his manhood. Me personally, I want it all, because its rare to find a man that can actually fulfill you to the point of massaging your back from the inside. But some women are not used to that and maybe its more pain than pleasure for them...--"Mi-Mi"

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  2. "leg locking" is definately a way to deny a man maximun implantation-after all-some penises are just too massive to allow that...also "leg locking" is used to indicate to the partner that the spot that is being pleasured feels like heaven and "leg locking" is her way of enjoying it for awhile...

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  3. sorry--"leg blocking"

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  4. Ease back, slow the stroke and leg blocking turns into legs open.

    I know we get anxious to show our ability to go long, but sometimes we need to take the modest approach and build her up to it.

    Eventually, she'll like you knocking the bottom out and at times will even ask for it.

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  5. Rich, Oh my God...YOU are everywhere!

    I have no comment on 'leg blocking' but I'd like to say that this blog is very interesting.

    I'll be checking back often!

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  6. Im down with that rich- bot throw some D's on her LOL

    RDB

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  7. oh shit, the lozo kids are in the heezy, fa sheezy!!!!

    ahhh, the leg blockin' move...best way to get outta that is to "smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh nooooo!!!!"

    great blog all mi t!

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  8. Hmprh. Spoken like a dude who has obiously never been impaled in his life.

    As a woman of small stature, that crap can HURT. It is instinctive to 'leg-block'. A woman's depth can depend on many factors: sensitvity from the time of the month; cramping; an awkward angle; long time without; the need to pee.

    I like Rich's suggestion: "Ease back, slow the stroke and leg blocking turns into legs open."

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  9. hmmmmm, because it hurts like hell! While you are enjoying the knocking, you rearranging organs baby and that don't feel good! Ease up, go slow, and ask if you are hurting her, if she says yes, ease up, making in love should be enjoyed by both parties my love, not just one, no matter how far or deep you can go.

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  10. no way am i a leg blocker! i say bring it on pain is pleasure!

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  11. Because contrary to some male belief, the penis should not extend beyond certain parts of a woman's insides. Kiss the cervix, caress the cervix DO NOT go at it like a wrecking ball aimed at a condemned building.

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  12. I'm only trying to apply slow long strokes and get all the way in, whats wrong with that Ma'at?

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  13. Just going by your blog it sounds like you have an independant woman or a lesbian. I don't know, but she don't need a man and then she throws a leg block on you. I'd watch her if I were you. LATER.

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  14. I think we also need to take it slow and use the modest approach.

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  15. Massaging the spine from the inside...

    somehow, that is just not really appealing LOL My inital thought "OMG...I like my organs...please keep them in tact thanks". Probably does that because its painful....yeah...pain is NOT pleasure...I dont care what any of these crazy women say. They must want some or something. lol

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  16. I find that if you take it slowly and make her body crave every inch... legs will open to accomadate you

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  17. Ca... Ca... Ca... Ca... UmMm! HmMm! Excuse me... I got something caught in my throat...

    I have never heard that term before... and I've never tried such either...

    Whoa! Ya learn something new everyday...

    WHOA!!!

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  18. I agree with Rich you definitely should go slow for her. i understand that as a man you want to rush all the way in. (it's just what ya'll do) LOL

    If you don't take it slow, you can rearrange some things. that aren't supppose to be moved. Trust me I know. Having a doctor, search to find your cervix cause it's been "dropped" is NOT fun.

    so sloooooooooooooooooooow down and cut the sister some slack. Eventually, like Rich said, she'll ask you to "Fuck her shit all up" LOL

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  19. Hi there! Nice blog! hehehe...

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