Wednesday, December 02, 2009

the pre-fuctuial agreement

In this age of harlots, infidelity, groupies and celebrity fascination, I have come to the conclusion that the legal world has not kept up. In particular when it comes to voice mail transactions, text messages and tweets between both parties’s. So here today I propose the establishment of a new legal document call the pre- fuckuial agreement.

The way I see it, if a man has any status in the form of wealth or fame, he will need to protect himself legally from the money hungry groupies that tend to amass like pigeons on a wire (did I say pigeons?). We have legal trust and wills and in the case of prior to marriage pre-nuptial agreements, but what is there for us who just want to bone and dis-own? We have nothing.

For us, I mean, many of us like to slang penis on a regular, but what grounds do we have availed to us if we one day, find ourselves in the same light as Tiger Woods. Now true he is married and it is foul to creep when one is under the union of holy matrimony. Likewise it is foul for a woman to have sex with a married man, but that is beside the point. For us regular men need to know that the wrath of a woman, when in pursuit of a free meal ticket is ravenous. So I have decided to have my lawyer work on a new legal tool call the pre-fuckuial agreement. It will be signed prior to sex and extends to the woman the premise that if she agrees to sex, she cannot keep the sperm filled condom or take it out of the garbage upon completion of sex, as well as obviates her rights to share or publicize any text messages, emails, voice mails or any other cyber communication to any third party,

Yes this should help out greatly. So before you pick up some skank, trick or woman in a club, Kroger or on Face book and desire to take her in your bed – have your pre-fuctuial agreement in hand and don’t leave home without it.

26 comments:

ODARA said...

wow!!! If it all could be that simple hunh? LOL

WWTFradio said...

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Tafari said...

1st of all, any man about his business, will make sure he leaves the jump offs crib with that sperm filled condom in his pocket!!!

And yes, you did say pigeon. LOL!!!!

Funny & timely shit!

Tafari

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Luvologist said...

*snickering*

Let me know when that document comes out. It sure would make things easier. LOL!

RiPPa said...

The messed up thing about it, is that this fool got exposed by a nobody! The real chick everybody was dying to know or suspected of fuckin hired an attorney and kept her mouth shut. The bottom, broad? Shit, she wanted everybody to know she swallowed the cablanasian sperm.

Soulpower said...

First of all you know you have NO sense whatsoever, ROFL! Secondly and on the real, it's unfortunate, the whole thing but you know... e'rbody cheat right?

keli said...

The problem is...these are never iron-clad.

Ashley said...

As a woman, I have to admit that this makes a lot of sense...and it's very funny at the same time lmao

Myles said...

That's awesome, you could sell premade kits with the documents, pens, and a prophylactic.

MsFreshBananaPuddin said...

Doesn't it seem like the government is making rules and regulations for the wrong things? Like your proposal makes perfect sense to me. Raw for office !!

Anonymous said...

Gods mill grinds slow but sure........................................

A.u.n.t. Jackie said...

i have an idea why dont men think with their minds not their dicks and stop fuken with groupie ass broads and complaining about their groupie behaviour.

a real woman with a real life and some goals and integrity of her own would not stoop to such level however men love them hoes!! LOL

BrownEyedPanther said...

LOL. Uh, this agreement isn't fair. There should be a separate agreement that us women can use for our sex partners as well. ROTF.

Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

Funny. I like your name for this agreement.

Sandra said...

People just need to get back to dating and getting to know someone before getting intimate.

The jumpoffs got mad at Tiger because he was seeing other women.

Reminds me of the song by Denise LaSalle, "I think your husband is cheating on us.

Tiger shouldn't be cheating, especially, since he doesn't know how to cheat.

Rippa

The only reason she remained quiet was because she was paid.

neshia said...

this does not go for me becuase i am not trick , skank, pigeon

Tanyetta said...

you know you crazy right? LOL

newbrunswicksteakco said...

this is kind of crazy and funny

Angel said...

Poor Tiger he is the worlds worst player! if they made the agreement what on earth would the newspapers and magazines have to talk about? they might have to start giving us real news. Sorry it just wont work!!

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