I Before E except after C: This is their mantra. They hate Islam and immigration, except that is after colored Folks.They believe that if their children , in particular daughters, swim in a pool with men they will certainly get pregnant.
They actually only watch one television station - Fox, but they both think every thing on it from Football on Sunday to Glee is actually NEWS and fact taken from Revelations - Fox News Most Trusted Channel In News.
You applaud the assertion that Obama is a Muslim, non-christian, off the main Land born Kenyan, yet find it inaccurate and offensive when you call Christine O'donnell an tax cheating, masturbation crazed warlock apprentice.
The father, the son and the holy ghost are code words for David Duke, Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh
You believe the Sermon on the Mount was preached by Rev. Jerry Falwell and not Jesus.
You believe only racists, homophobes, Nazis, polygamists, rednecks and Republicans are the only real Americans
You believed that Sarah Palin actually can see Russia from her front porch or that she has even read anything written by Shakespeare or anything other than what someone writes on the palm of her hand for her.
You have someone in your family that fly's the rebel flag and/or lives in a trailer park.
You believe the sun revolves around the Earth.
