If I were god……………………….all women would have and be required to wear a cat woman suitIf I were god………………………….instead of horns, all cars would have phasers so when we would blow our horns, instead of honk at them, we would Blow a car up and drive through them as if in deep space
If I were god ……………………………….IRS would mean internal reffa (weed) service.
If I were god…………………………………..Memphis would win NCAA each year in basketball, U Tenn. would win football, and can’t forget them lady vols
If I were God -----------------------------------------Tofu would not exist and pork would replace it and all vegetarians with Canines and incisors for teeth would be banished from the planet earth
If I were god …………………………………my di** wouldn’t stay hard after I came.
If I were god……………………………………………duels would happen each day in the congress and senate.
If I were god……………………………….throat would be something all women could do.
If I were god……………………………………………there would be no need for prisons and they would not exist.
If I were god……………………………………Hip hop music would have lyrics that spoke of history and particle physics
What am I saying; I am ALL-mI-T.
