Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Yum yum eatum up

Now I consider myself to be a connoisseur of fine delectables and confections. I have eaten some things that many may have not even considered edible. I would mention for example, Crocodile, Chimpanzee and Bush baby (to this day I do not what genius or species this rodent resides in), but I do not wish to offend the delicate palate of my reading audience. However, there is one thing that all men must seek nourishment from to remain vibrant and high-post.

Yum Yum eattum up is what I call this elixiar. It can only be obtained from one source and she is usually finer than a motherfucker. I would hope all men accepted and understood this phenomenon as I anticipate and expect all women to desire the scrumpshush utility of a good fat and long country sausage on the tongue, or better yet – in the mouth.

There is no special fork or special spoon to devoour this savory dish. On the contrary, one must suppurate it s nectar in a gentle manner. This is important since the more it is stimulated, the more nectar and nourishment revealed. Even sound effect such as a gentle and incessant hum will work wonders.

I don’t get the chance to eat yum yum eattum up often, but I wish I could. It will always in these eyes be in the company of ribs, fried fish and neck bones.

32 comments:

Jihan said...

This may be my favorite so far. I personally encourage all men to partake in this most nourishing of meals.

Smoove said...

Boy you are a fool, but always on point!! Nothing like a good Yum Yum Eatum Upper!! Making me hungry man. Any Yum Yum Eatum Uppers inda house?????

jd anderson said...

Yum, Yum, you naughty boy!!!!!!!

poison said...

I truly believe that "healthy" body elixir is medicine for a lot of ailments--proving Marvin Gaye's "Sexual Healing" to be true...Just make sure you eat your vegetables if you want it to taste sweet...

Ladynay said...

I really wasn't expecting a post like this from you for some reason...

Now I want some sausage *sigh*

Georiga Peach said...

I'm not supposed to get hot and bothered while at work! LOL But I will say it is the highlight of my day. A woman should take pride to know she can satisfy an appetite without cooking (giggle).
Always in Thought
Georiga

Ri said...

Amen.

the joy said...

I'm blushing... After you mentioned two kinds of monkey and a dragon, I didn't know where you were going. Can you write up a pamphlet?

Bashfult (Tammy) said...

I agree!

MsJayy said...

Er...rum...let me adjust myself...ok. Whew! "Yum-Yum" huh?

Anonymous said...

I usually don't get off on reading? BUT.... I LOVE YOU.

Anonymous said...

once again, youve got me speechless...but i must say, that although yum yum eatum up is a delicacy...i enjoy the juiciness of a healthy serving of country sausage myself..for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and those times in between...

Mizrepresent said...

You a fool T! But i luv ya! Great post!

Ma'at said...

Yum Yum huh? I need you to have this published in every magazine even looked at by males my age. Many of them are a bit malnurished if you get my drift. Darling your articles are priceless... I don't do pork but you know how I feel about sausage.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

yummy-lol

Kahnee said...

I love this post. Much better than the butty posts... but i'm probably just hating because mines is kinda flat.

Question: My boyfriend has not aquired a taste of the yum-yum or any type of foreplay at all. is that grounds for dismissal? I ask this especially because I am single mom with two kids and thier fathers have chosen not to be involved. and bf likes kids. he seems like a good man and he's ambitious and smart. is that a petty reason for dismissal?

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Yep kahnee - he should do anything to please u. I expect the same from MY woman. If they dont they cant be a boyfriend or girlfriend. I suggest u find some one that does, enjoy him and keep the man until u cant tolerate him no more - lol

Anonymous said...

That is just damn nasty! Dogs lick each other in the asses. Why is having someone else's bodily fluids in or around one's mouth a good thing?
P.S. Your woman may not like you putting her business in the street.

Anonymous said...

Big daddy that last chick must not know that a woman would do anything for her man. If he likes neckbones she should cook them - if he doing his all for her. And if he like licking cat, she should feed him - if she is truly a woman - what kind of woman are you. not to mention i did not read any womans name, just you interest if delicacies. She probably cant keep a man anyway. I'm not trying to be hostile but you are out of touch lady.

Mega Rich said...

And the King said, let them eat Yum Yum Eatum Up.

Amen.

Lola Gets said...

Man, WHY does it seem that all the male bloggers are writing posts on this topic this particular week?? And WHY was I recently, briefly, involved with a man who DIDNT do that?? And WHY dont I have a new one who DOES???

Shyt makes me horny AND mad!
grrrrrrr
L

Christina said...

to one of the prude anonymous- yes dogs lick each other down there. They also have sex from the back, I bet you like that.
Going down on your female is not only wonderful, it's expected!

Mel said...

Wow... Er ummm... If I was a smoker, I'd kinda need a cigarette right about now.

Abhijeet said...

Good post, keep on going

Ann said...

"Yum yum eatum up."

Hmm. . . .

. . . .so that's what it's called.

Didn't know that.

Thanks for the er. . . .heads up.

Good to see you are a man who reciprocates.

Not many men do ;)

MrsGrapevine said...

Wow, I'm scared to leave a comment. All I can say is, thank God I'm a married woman, and I understand your point!

neshia said...

all for me baby

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