Yum yum eatum up

Now I consider myself to be a connoisseur of fine delectables and confections. I have eaten some things that many may have not even considered edible. I would mention for example, Crocodile, Chimpanzee and Bush baby (to this day I do not what genius or species this rodent resides in), but I do not wish to offend the delicate palate of my reading audience. However, there is one thing that all men must seek nourishment from to remain vibrant and high-post.

Yum Yum eattum up is what I call this elixiar. It can only be obtained from one source and she is usually finer than a motherfucker. I would hope all men accepted and understood this phenomenon as I anticipate and expect all women to desire the scrumpshush utility of a good fat and long country sausage on the tongue, or better yet – in the mouth.

There is no special fork or special spoon to devoour this savory dish. On the contrary, one must suppurate it s nectar in a gentle manner. This is important since the more it is stimulated, the more nectar and nourishment revealed. Even sound effect such as a gentle and incessant hum will work wonders.

I don’t get the chance to eat yum yum eattum up often, but I wish I could. It will always in these eyes be in the company of ribs, fried fish and neck bones.