Tuesday, April 25, 2006

scientificin’ writing, and chiefn

sorry been writing fiction lately
I had a dream, I had won both the Pulitzer and the Nobel prizes in the same year, and I was on TV talking to some mother fucka who obviously knew my name for he recanted, “Dr. Torrance Stephens.” And I interrupted “ Torrance, T, or All-mi-T.” He continued.
“Torrance, don’t know if this has ever happened before, what do u say about it.”

I think in my dream he had a beard – red and glasses with Mel Kipper hair. None the less, the interview continued.

“And your answer?”
“Well, I’m honored main, and I thank my family and folks, god by nature. But for real though main, I don’t give a fuck. The checks nice and shit but a nigga rather be with his family, scientificin’ writing, and chiefin’”

“But certainly, both the Pulitzer and Nobel for literature in poetry, drama and fiction – unheralded. Sure you are esteemed.”

“Thanks again, but I’m not steamed, I mean it’s cool, an honor like I indicated previously, A nigga just aint excited, aint like my 7-8 year old baseball team winning with the last at bat. It aint main and a nigga just happy main.”

“So what is it from here, I mean dang”, he said with the incantation of a foreigner from Europe who had learned to speak English in a school.

“Main, I don’t know…naw, check that do I qualify for president I’ll do that. Am nigga I know and some assorted folk would vote for me main.”

“President, are you serious you , you are a writer?”

“You wanted to say black didn’t you nigga?”

“You are serious?”

“Yep, and tight too, when was the last time you had a president conversant and at least three languages which did not include Spanish, let alone a scientist – i'm the anti Bill Frist main.”

“Back to you writing?”

“Yawl saltines always trying to change the subject…….


I woke up then. Made me realize I don’t desire fame ‘cause I don’t want to be interviewed like I’m famous or something, when I could be with my family, scientificin’ writing, and chiefin’”.


16 comments:

Melissa said...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MAIN LOL!
LOL! YOU ARE JUST TO DEEP FOR ME.

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

LOL
I'd vote for you for prez ANYDAY!!!

i like liquor and tv said...

lol@that dream

I agree, I NEVER want to be famous...just rich.

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Soulfull said...

LOL@“Yawl saltines always trying to change the subject……. LOL!

BashfulT said...

Fame is what you make of it, as long as you don't let it go to your head and get a big ego, why not? And I'll vote for you anyday, T! lol

Emanuel Carpenter said...

Damn Torrance. You takin' Ambien or what?

Rell said...

lol @ the mel kiper jr. picture...

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

nae E-Man, but I chief. lol

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