Yo don’t tell anybody, but folk back in the classroom teaching Statistics at CAU. Albeit I am suspended with pay I am a scientist and a teacher and miss the chalkboard. Any who, given my penchant for thought crimes, I decided to make sure my bran cells still functioned given their propensity for being saturated with tequila and additional cyclic alcohols.
Although my PhD is in counseling psychology, if I had to do it al over again, I would likely select either particle physics or solid-state physics. With that said, as a person, as a man, u know horesman love him some sex. I mean, if I had my way and a steady partner, five times a day of me bending my manhood at the base of my partners spine, or the back of her throat would be more than amenable for me. Some may say this is excessive, but I have Sir Isaac Newton (Notice how he looks like Alexander Pope Below)to back me up on this.
Based on Newton's third law of motion, I feel that sex, and the attraction for having sex is like a force - a push or a pull upon an object, which results from its interaction with another object. I mean the desire for having sex is the result of such interactions. Regardless of that force being words smoothly uttered in the ear of a companion or the grinding of ones stiffness on a fat ass ass, some forces result from contact interactions (frictional, tensional, and applied forces are examples of contact forces) and other forces are the result of action-at-a-distance interactions (gravitational, eye contact, telephone call, tect message, a smell or magnetic forces).
When I am aroused, such forces activate my senses to seek satisfaction from another object, namely females. According to Newton, whenever objects A and B interact with each other, they exert forces upon each other. R Kelly would call this a bump and grind, but not me; it is much, much more.
When you sit a woman in your lap when in a chair, and she straddles you I a frontward position, my body exerts an upward force, or thrust inside of her such to....well we wont go there. None the less, there are two forces in this case (excluding gravity) resulting from this interaction - a force on the chair and a force on each person’s body. These two forces are called action and reaction forces and are the subject of Newton's third law of motion. Formally stated, Newton's third law which states that for or every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
The statement means that in every interaction, there is a pair of forces acting on the two interacting objects. According to Newton, size does mater because the size of the forces on the first object equals the size of the force on the second object. Such may result in the rolling of ones eyes in the back of their head, grunts and groans from the oral cavity and even of the scrotum slappin' incessantly against the posterior, given the right position.
This is to say, as Newton’s 3rd law postulates, for every action, there is an equal (in size) and opposite (in direction) reaction. Meaning that forces always occur in pairs. If object A exerts a force F on object B, then object B exerts an equal and opposite force –F on object A. Add to that, Newton's 3rd law always involves more than one object (one partner or multiple).
Although rational physics tends to suggest these laws via the concepts of mass and force (Newton actually formulated the second law in terms of momentum, not acceleration). Id prefer to look at the simple example of P**** and D***. Newton's Third Law Consider the motion of your body when you are firmly inserted in your partner when her feet are firmly held with your hands by her ears.
I say this just to inform the layman that to me, saying that "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction” is a basic thrust equation, but I must admit, that thrusting in a female orifice, is much more that simple physics (Pangloss in Voltaire’s Candide described sex as Physics-LOL).
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There is truly a thin line betwen brilliance and insanity LOL
Keep the mind working. Thanks for stopping by my site. Interesting theory you have here.
Who knew Physics could be so sexy?
Anon - i resemble that remark lol
Miss Mocha - its not mine, its Newton's, and do come back
Ms sula - yummy lol, loking for a tutor - JKidding
the beauty of science is that its the absolute rhythm of and language of life.
what's the opposite of inertia because that's what happens when newtons law is applied to multiple thrustings in one day?
well whatever THAT word is, describes the glow and high level currency that I feel when I'm fortunate enough to have a lover with stamina and passion.
Peace Jones!
Now you know this one is gonna take some time to comment on right?.....lol
First let me say, I am in agreement with your assessments of “the act”. It surely contains the force of physics with the force A, force B, force F and hell maybe even a little G force in there…lol. However, let us not forget that we are all simply energy in motion, no matter what type of motion we are creating. To what degree we are creating it and with what force we undertake, we are energy in motion.
As a Dr. of psychology, I’m sure you are well aware that without the mentals to drive the form into motion, it wouldn’t even occur. So lets take a look a little deeper behind the physics, shall we?...lol
We all have the same fundamental desire for love, which many of us believe is related to the physics of SEX. This is where some of our “attraction” comes in. By creating the act itself, we are conditioned to think that what occurs is an instantaneous connection with our partner mentally, followed by “feelings” of love or attachment. What typically happens is we are trading our long term goal of a foundational love for the short term gratification of pleasure. Yet, we somehow trick ourselves into believing that love will come after sex. Why is this so? Because in this day and age, we engage in sexual activity prior to any investigation into our partners mind, let alone, our own mind. There is always a balance in us; it is determinable on how we choose to perceive it. One can either see with their eyes only or they can choose to see also with their mind.
Sort of like the child who has a soda before dinner, the child feels gratification by the pleasure of drinking such soda. However, the soda has no nourishment, no substance, it is just plain sugar. So the child may feel the satisfaction of drinking the soda, may even feel full/no longer hungry for dinner. But the satisfaction will fade and the fulfillment will end and the child will once again be hungry for something of substance. What do I mean? The mind breaks things down like the taste buds and the stomach, the mouth tastes something it taste good, but when it enters the stomach, its no longer about taste its about compound chemicals, the stomach is breaking it down for substance, not taste, and when you look at his/her gestures and eyes , and words and actions afterward, you don't see that he/she , had reverence for the person when engaging in the sex, or really the act , but reverence for the gratification, it provided, by our form.
Although the mind is aware of the manipulation, it is receptive to pleasure, to feed the body. (The emotional sensual vehicle that carries the emotions to express objectified realities.) " This reality takes on an extreme form called selfishness, greed and self-conceit by both parties……. I believe this is what you referred to as “the bump and grind”. LOL
Our mind is memory. So the way to get your logic involved with any action is to listen to what your emotions are telling you. To understand how to read, the emotions, each emotion that another emits, you have to remember what you have experienced at some point in your life so you have to read yours first. Look inward so that we may know our thoughts that propel our emotions into action. It is the higher acute perception of our senses that changes the thought of a person. As your senses grow your perception of the same object changes and the awareness of its reality is exposed to your mind. You no longer see it as just an object alone, but a force with a reality that is unseen but expressed through what you see.
Then you begin to "KNOW"=(LEDGE). Not being able to see with your mind is death. Just as you don’t see the energy in your body but you know it's there; study it. You don’t see your mind but by acting out a thought shows you have a mind, unseen but real. So to really see a person…… find out what has shaped their mind.
WHERE EMOTION COMES FROM….. The Brain is not only an organ of intellect and logic; it is also the source of Emotion. Emotions are brought to life in what is known as the “limbic system”. The limbic system is a collection of parts that constitute approximately 20% of the brain's area. The forces of pride, fear, joy, grief, anger, lust, hatred, envy, jealousy, arise from this region of the brain.
I say all that to say this……. Today, especially our young engage in the physics alone of sex and there is not much balance of emotion with logic. That is the cause….. the effect is impregnation, STD’s and the mental breakdowns that accompany broken hearts. The physics of sex is only one part of the equation when engaging in the act itself. As you stated, there is so much more that goes into it. We must handle our form with the kind of care we are worthy of.
Great use of mind Torrance; you are definitely a scientist and teacher. With that statement I will agree! And 5 times a day, brotha dayyyyuuuummm….. I plea the 5th…. Lol
Sorry I took up so much space!
One Love,
Deanna
wow. i need them to let you back in the classroom. i hate physics. i had a horrendous teacher who should never have been given a pen.
I aced Physics, but if it was taught like this I would have done some extra credit.
I have to agree with D, focus your mind on the mental (psychology of physics) first, because kinetic physics will lead to someone keying your car in the middle of the night because she had a different equation in mind, than you.
Then you'll have to counter that force with a restraining order.
You have to have something more, so that when gravity starts to take affect of the body, your eye won't start wondering to the moon.
very interesting post i enjoyed
Ahem...uhm..*blushing furiously* when I decided to stop by your blog, I did not expect this! I am must say I am, pleasantly surprised!..lol.. I don't care how you sugar coat it with your $5 words, you's a freaky mofo and I love it! Who knew you could turns sex talk into a scientific lecture!
Great post. Made me actually think about sex in other ways besides my regular thoughts.
And, erra, umm, who’s the dude with the ponytail and does he have a brother… jk, lol. 5 times a day… I thought that was just a myth or urban legend.
BTW, my bbotw order arrived today. I’ll be starting with Butter Brown when I get home.
Damn, what class do you teach again. My head hurts, but now I’m horny…lol
Marleaux - good look, on the accolades and book...and it maybe urban, im country
MsPuddin - dont tempt me, mak me wanna send u a gt out of jail fre carde when u in the atl, and statistics, thats what i teach, but just hit a book sale 17 for 5 dollars, one was on Nwtone....so scared say ya scared LOL
Sha Boogie - 5th amendemnt. y u blushing, dripping would have even been better - Jokin
Memphiz - thanks hon
MrsGrape - and yo folk here know about these keays and restraining orders
D - yea, i agree, but i have to learn to share my emotion cause as on now, its at kids, writing and life - but im growing
Aunt Jackie - then u good.
jameil1922 - dont know, folk here belive in the pop quiz.
PS : Dina i really wanted to go into the limbic system to discuss this further, but maybe another post
jameil1922 & mrsgrape - I learned most of what i know about physics from my HS teacher Dr. William March. He taught me most of all i know about statistics as well. I know he taught at Columbia before Hamilton high school - i was blesed
dang.. I knew I shouldn't have skipped all those physics classes in college! * looking/reading like huh?* lol You always dropping knowledge..
You are one of a very few men who are truly capable of engaging a woman in a serious mindfuck, bravo. Secondly, I think by putting sex in terms of physics you have completely murdered my libido, I'm sure my boyfriend will appreciate that lol. Honestly babes, you never cease to amaze or amuse me.
Interesting. But is it size that really matters? If it's the force that's met with equal force, why does the size play a role at all. Move something large with little or no force, and little or no force will be exerted in response. Move something not as large with great force, and it will be met with great force in return. So, is it really the size or the force that creates the desired reaction?
I only ask 'cause I never took physics. I thought it looked painfully dull and complicated. Who knew?
*speechless*
I wouldn't touch this for nothing in the world. lol.
Damnnnnnnn.
Good ish, though.
Definitely the bidness.
@ "d" says: helluva reply to this post
Dang bro...this is some pretty deep ish! I need to be gettin' up on my Newton-knowledge ya dig.
Marcus LANGFORD
i think its all been said already
but damned if u aint makin physics sound sexy
n suspended avec pay? since im nosy,
i wanna know y
5 times a DAY! It won't be much of her left after that T...really, all she can do after that is sleep, there would be no cooking, heck she's probably too tired to eat...well thinking again if spread out sporadically throughout a 24 hour period...naw, wouldn't work, but Sex is good, really good when you got somebody feeding that mind, body and soul...hear me.
LOL..... Torrance, I appreciate your even reading the long ass comment I wrote. And I feel ya on the still growing...... we should all be viewing ourselves the same. Life is learning! On the limbic system revisit.... ummm.... are you reffering to brain or the brain....LMAO. Hmmmmm, a girl gotta be careful what she agrees to discussing....lol J/K
@ Don --- well thank you kind sir for reading my thoughts on the subject. *bends and curtsies before exiting stage left* lol
Peace All,
Deanna
that is a very...erotically interesting picture you have placed here sir. my question though is this, can reaction come without force?
fallen angel - yes it can, and the pic is my avatar, it is the only drawing that reflects me sexually that i have found. we even have the same hair style
D - why cant your folk get some bows and curtsies? and the brain and brain lol (what a man got to do to get some limbic up in here LOL)
Mizrepresent - lol, spread out of course, except for the ubiquityous twice in the morning jammy (no pon intended) and ill feed her ( hope she dont mind fat long country sausage-lol) and i cook and clan she can help out too, i mean, i wont be sleep
dejanae - u want to find out why, go down the side and read the post called live free or die
Marcus - now that crackd me up man LOL just get a chair LOL
Don - in the words of Prince Y u wanna treat me so bad LOL
Sin - now i know u aint skip no classes u were paying for. LOL god look folk
Jaded - according to newton it does....it is a relative factor in momentum and sorry i cant write about politics all the time id be mad as FK
Maat - didnt mean to murder the ole sex drive
wow! 15 mins and counting.. lol yes you have me watching the clock til the man gets home with that one! NICE!
patrice - just take care of him
I came back to check your response and you have me blushing AGAIN! And yes..maybe you did have me doing more than blushing, but I am going to follow suit and plead the 5th *smile*
LMAO!! That's all I have to say.
Sah - my fault hon, its not like i REALLY made u Blush -lol
Rayo - i take it u like physics
...amongst other subjects...
Rayo - sounds like friction waiting to occur LOL
Waiting...and waiting...and....
Rayo - dont get me excited. I dont get none LOL
LMAO!! Ignore me, I'm just being a tease.
Booooooooo on teasing LOL
Hehe whatever.
Um, this was highly arousing, or is it just me? lol
Science is absolutely amazing in its ability to be related to any and everything. This proves it. Your stats students may appreciate some interesting info. such as this...
Since you stated "Five times a day" early in your theory, I was quite skeptical to read further.
I mean - you practically started off defying the laws of physics.
Who the heck has the energy to knock boots FIVE TIMES a day, everyday? I thought.
But then I remembered. Energy is never really lost, it only changes. Even if you found yourself totally expired after bending your lady over just twice, you still could move onto taking her with your tongue and then again with your fingers, and perhaps be motivated to spend yourself yet again in her mouth and have fulfilled your quota of 5 instances of sex in a day.
Once I realized this, I was more open to your theory and read it again.
Love it. I have some hypotheses of my own that this post motivates me to test.
"Consider the motion of your body when you are firmly inserted in your partner when her feet are firmly held with your hands by her ears.".....What a visual...*fanning myself* well who knew physics could be so engaging!!....Alright I think I need a glass of water....Its getting hot in here!
scientific...researched...methodical.. very hott
I love this post. Smart guys are hot!! lol
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