Not like she no huricaine (11.14.2005)

Six months has passed. We have had several hurricanes and most likely the greatest natural disaster and the largest back to back exodus in this country since the end of slavery and reconstruction and the Fox news network as well as anal pores the likes of Nancy grace are still asking questions and talking about Natalee Holloway . Pinch me if I’m wrong, but what magical and talismanic power does this single individual possess such to keep her on television every night? I am starting to think she may be moving into the shadows of Monday night football or the ubiquitous soap operas that come on not only in the day time but night as well. On the real, it s more like football. Let’s say for example Natalee Holloway, our starting pro-bowl damsel missing in distress, goes out with an ACL injury; we can bring Teresa Halbach in to replace her. It makes me wonder if there is a special job, that African Americans are not privy too, that is designed especially to find missing white women with Town and Country Magazines smiles to place on television when there is no real news. Correction, when they want distractions from real news. I’d prefer to see something on the use of fire-based weapons, in Jolan district in Fallujah. Or maybe the use of poison gas and other non-conventional weapons in Iraq in addition to what has happened to the tens of thousands of African Americans who were forcibly removed to new locations to buttress sources of cheap labor. Now that’s just me, because I don’t consider a missing Natalee Holloway like she any hurricane.