No as we continue to beverage, I notice that the sun has brought out all of their toes. As I look around, all the toes from the bubble gum pink, to the ice blue to the Sunkist orange seem to be calling my name. The conversation went a little like this:
ME: Dang, yawl got some pretty feet, look yummy.
They laugh and blush.
ME: Let me touch them so I can get a closer look
They all oblige
ME: Very rare three women at the same time, all have toes that I can imagine in my mouth.
BUBBLEGUM PINK: So you have a foot fetish?
ME: No maam, the only fetish I have is a Vaginal fetish
They laughed.
SUNKIST ORANGE: That’s not a fetish.
ME: Why not, I mean I am addicted to vagina, or should I say A-dicked.
They laughed again and I continued. “
ME: But I do like a pretty painted set of toes and believe me you, aint nothing like having one in my mouth as I arch a woman’s legs towards the sun and roto-root that azz.”
ICE BLUE: Boy you wild.
ME: I’m for real, ‘cause aint nothing like my shoulders pressed against the back part of your calf as I stroke you into submission, leaving your toe nail polish on the flat white paint of my wall above my headboard. Scared say you scared.
SUNKIST ORANGE: I aint scared
ME: All yawl scared, or else yawl would accept my invite and give me your number. I’d have all yawl polish on my wall, like the gay rainbow.
They all laughed and I poured more vino in their cups.
Strange thing is that they stayed outside with me for the next 3 or 4 hours, laughing and having fun and you guessed it – calling me wild. So They all gave me their numbers and I gave them mine. Strange thing is that they all called me that night. Go figure.
67 comments:
lmao...i don't like anyone messing w/ my toes, but that's pretty damned funny.
Great story! Did you give any of them a call?
hilarious...shoulda just closed up the shop and took 'em all to the back and got it in lol!!
Honesty is the best policy, they say. Hope it works out for you.
LOL, I've heard of a booty call, but looks like your like dem toe calls. LOL. The ATL is great this time of year for that. I've got a similar post.
lol-I am screamin! Man, you are too much! :)
LOL.... Nothing like speaking your mind and being true to yourself. They could only say no, which they obviously didn't. Have a great day.
they tryin to husband you up.. don't fall for it LOL
lol! Now if you put my toenail polish to the wall I'll have to charge you for a pedicure!
You've definitely got skills. Now let me know if those ladies really take you up on the sex offer. lol
Pimpin', Pimpin',Pimpin'.
That's wassup.
your too dam funny! and you know us ladies love all that shyt! time to go to da nail salon....
I’d have all yawl polish on my wall, like the gay rainbow.
ROTFL - Classic
LMAO! you are such a man whore!
See i'm trying to be like you when I grow up...hopefully you can get em all at the crib at the same time.
too funny...
Wow! While they callin you..did any one of them take you up on your offer to rootatoot dat azz?!?
Lmao, you are a man whore. I aint mad at cha. But never wonder why you cant find a good woman!
Women in Atlanta have no respct.
that is a joke!!! and u doooooo have a foot fetish...toes in ur mouth n shit! hahahaha
so funny!
Waiting for Toenail Polish Part II Blog...keep us updated. LOL
Damn your blogs are funny as hell at times!!! This one is truly a trip and SOOO Raw Dawg!
Thanks for posting another good one mane!!!
~ Katrina
they called cuz they wanted to kno just how wild u are lmao!
Sounds like the Torrance I know...
Got two words for 'em - gag reflex
haha! This post had me cracking up
Well alright playa playa, I guess its that time of year, gotta get the line up going for that summer loving.....
let me guess, their age range was somewhere between 21 and 28
Such a hound you are lol
Wow, lol...
Great choice of wine.
Funny...I never really liked nail polish. I like bare nails...neat and trim.
ms. bliss honeycomb
booooooooooooo lol
Strongblkwmn
NO COMMENT
Amber-Alert
not while making money - maybe after hours lol
E. Payne
so far so good
Craigjc
lol when u stopping by shop folk
Tawana
not yet but u will if u let me lol
Erin Michell
wonder what u would have said maam
President Anthony Taurus
LMAO
KevinsTeeTee
i may do that maam
NightFall914
serving the needy like red cross disaster relief lol
Soulpitchdiva
bring down here for the rainbow
Anonymous
LOL
Sheliza
is that good or bad
lol
4GOTTEN1
will do my best lol
Maternal
glad u laughed
Kayos
no comment buttaruh would u? lol
Jasmine
so true but they found me maam lol
Audrey
not all just some maam lol
Nicole
nope true story
amourra
yes maam
SlickGurl
thank u
Soulstress
i resemble that remark
nicki nicki tembo
shuuu u gonna scare them off lol u know women dont like um too big as they say
Soph!
glad to be of service maam
IntrospectiveGoddess lol making sure they came back and i thing 24 to 31
TheophaniaPaige
when u stopping back through folk
Lovebabz
top shelf vino game here
Wow! All three? See I can't even imagine women like this. I don't know any yet, they seem to exist everywhere. I feel very sheltered and naive when I hear of women like this...wow!
I thought you were looking for someone special? Best get all that out your system slim. LOL
I can't believe they all called knowing they all have your number. That's funny. I guess women have needs too..:)
I hear you! hahaha My man loves my toes. At first I thought it was soooo strange, but after a while...its like amazing! You wild men love feet!
I think taking care of your feet is really important tho. Ewww, imagine some crusty toes that look like their painted yellow orange but theyre not! YUCKIEEE!!!!
Man, you might mess around and have you a MENAGE-A-QUATRO! How many guys not working in porn can say that they broke off three women at once?
Just like E Payne said, honestly is the best policy. Great entry
while i read this i'm thinking i do need a pedicure..considering i have one already.I just need a touchup.Something about manicured toes drives the husband wild.lol.
You are 1 blunt man,not everywhere could you carry on a conversation like that.That was mature of all of you.SEXUALLY LIBERATED ADULTS!the world needs more folk like yall!Have fun and make sure that you offer to pay for those pedis they will need after you're done ;]
This was cute in a I need to go ahead and get my toes done thanks for reminding me type of way lol
sounds like something out of a zane book LOL..like a gay rainbow? hahaha love it!
Damn, Dude.
After reading that, I'd almost let you fuck me.
:-)
THAT IS HILARIOUS! THEY WANT IT! LOL AINT NUT'IN LIKE HAVING YOUR TOES SUCKS AND THE POLISH ON THE WALLS! I AINT MAD! DO YA THANG!
BOOBOO! I woulda called you TOO! daaaaaamn!
i can't leave the house without polish on my toes. its nice when a man notices! ;)
Damn! I miss ATL for real...one of the most spontaneous city have ever lived in. Bossman, you are true to the game. Handle your business, ATL style.
This was a really interesting/funny/wild read!!! And i thoroughly enjoyed it:)
T-
i come off of time out to find you totally and completely OOC! lol! see, THIS is why i promptly moved away from atlanta, with the quickness. harem life doesn't work for me.
you are hilarious. your candor is refreshing and off-putting simultaneously!
blessings,
focusedpurpose
Lawd you sound like my husband. He has a SERIOUS fetish. When i met him the first thing he did was look at my dang toes.
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PreciousGem-Refinement in Progress
i am but i like to have fun too lol
Nikki Wadley
LOL i was playing and was shocked myself
Katrina
crusty toes with toe jam lol
ListenToLeon.net
LOL i know u can appreciate it mane
Lique
y thank u madam.
THE 78' MS. J
send me a pic afterwards lol
Ms. Lovely
lol im sorry but i have never read Zane
BuelahMan
there u go again lmao
FACIAL EXPRESSIONS BY ASH
sounds like some ones knows about this
Dope Fiend
LOL how is life across the pond
Chanel
send pics lol
olu albert
LOL i bet u do
Jackie E.
y tahnak u my sister have a great weekend
focusedpurpose
LOL me out of control - well true and thanks folk
urbanknitrix
sounds like my kind of man and keep that relationship TIGHT
سومه...مجنونه فى بلد عاقل Thanks for the drive by
Aint that how it go, playa playa. This post reminds me of a song by Avant called French Pedicure. From your previous posts though, Im not sure if they know what they are in for.
Ur lucky i don;t live anywhere near the states, lets put it that way. you'd be BUUUUUSSSYYY!
funny story! the makings of a threesome! and you had me at South African House music!! (swoon) lol...but then you lost me at toes! I don't have pretty feet but I have a mean shoe game!! does that help??
Excellent Shot there.
I am always impressed with the calm cool demeanor you able to maintain in any environment... outnumbered but not outmatched.
Yeah, you wild. I can't believe all of them gave you their number? You know you ain't suppose to be drinking wine in the hot azz sun.
You said it best when we sipped on grape that hot night in June -- "Last of the Dick Slingers"
You make a nigga want to live raw one mo' gen', just for old time sake.
Holla at your boy!
I love pretty feet too! But I'm not hip to sucking on my toes... lick my arch...yes - kiss them...ok - sucking them.. not so much!
Oh my....I ain't mad at 'cha !
I'm so happy that sandal weather is here that I could do cartwheels down the boulevard. But that usually brings out all the leg & feet boys, so go on & do your thing (*hugs*).
LMAO!!! too much...guess what? I got purdy feet tew!
lol
ur such a slutbag!
You got me laughing out loud. If it wasn't for your linguistic flare or your swagger the average woman would have slapped you.
*looks down at my own toes. lime green. just an fyi for ya* LOL
LOL!! This is why I keep my feet looking pretty 24.7.365!! Great story!!
Lina s
sounds good
Dope Fiend
yummy
GOODENess
top shelf shoe game means sanles too
Tha BossMack TopSoil
u know what it is folk
MBR
lol y thank u
Aly Cat 121
me country like that lol
Anonymous
lol u know who we do folk
RunningMom
how about a nibble or 2
Sister Girl
heres to us leg, feet and booty boyz
look
dont know what the fuck u said folk come back - in english if u can
Bahamas
cheers to purty feets and pig feets
cheeer
Paula
thank u maam
Judy / IslandBroad
lol me like lime green but has no swag
N.I.A.naturally
sounds like a winner to me folk
I broke my prettiest toe and I still gets no love. Great imagery in your post. Thanks for that.
this is funny as hell. nothing wrong with claiming your inner freak.
Sounds like they all want to create a new rainbow with you LOL your luck, all at the same time!
I hope you gave them a call, at least one lol..I like how you describe (called) them by the color of their toenails lol..
Great post!
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