Thursday, April 23, 2009

i am all-mi-T

If I were god……………………….all women would have and be required to wear a cat woman suit

If I were god………………………….instead of horns, all cars would have phasers so when we would blow our horns, instead of honk at them, we would Blow a car up and drive through them as if in deep space

If I were god ……………………………….IRS would mean internal reffa (weed) service.

If I were god…………………………………..Memphis would win NCAA each year in basketball, U Tenn. would win football, and can’t forget them lady vols

If I were God -----------------------------------------Tofu would not exist and pork would replace it and all vegetarians with Canines and incisors for teeth would be banished from the planet earth

If I were god …………………………………my di** wouldn’t stay hard after I came.

If I were god……………………………………………duels would happen each day in the congress and senate.

If I were god……………………………….throat would be something all women could do.

If I were god……………………………………………there would be no need for prisons and they would not exist.

If I were god……………………………………Hip hop music would have lyrics that spoke of history and particle physics

What am I saying; I am ALL-mI-T.


Angel said...

If you were god and we had to wear catsuits, when I am god all men can wear this


anyway am I first to comment? that is amazing. I love your writing.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

thank u - dont like clothes and would prefer to hang

Keith said...

All Women in Catsuits-lolollol
Now that's something I can get behind!-LMAO!

Red Snapper said...

Yes you are sir....yes you are.

nicki nicki tembo said...

damn funny, but...

"If I were god di** wouldn’t stay hard after I came." - bite yo tongue nigga, this is a woman's dream! Fuck whatcha heard.

Carla said...

Interesting post...what brought on those thoughts?

And if I were God(dess), ALL men's dicks would stay hard after cumming!! LOL!

Sista GP said...

If you were god,..............the world would be filled with Libertarians.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Women in catsuits......???? Hmmmmm you might to rethink that. Would you really want to see Whoopie Goldberg or Rosie Odonnell in a catsuit??? I think not. lol

Keli said...

I am still laughing at the all women would have to wear catsuits...

that's a mess.

No need for prions...that's a plus...

other than that, fortunately for me, you are NOT God.

DanniGyrl said...

Whoa. Well if God were one of us, I am sure a lot would be different. Nice piece.

Ma'at said...

If you were God, I might not be here considering my almost vegetarianism and my dislike of the pig. Also I'll take naked over that whole catsuit deal, can I be naked?

Oh yes if I were God all mean would inherently know how to lay da pipe, and dicks would not go soft unless absolutely necessary.

*walks off thanking God that the asshole's dick is like All-Mi-T's*

uglyblackjohn said...


Monique in a cat suit?
With everything else - I can agree.

Happyrunningbunny said...

HA! Well I already told you what I thought about that cat suit thing on Twitter.

Funny post though.

Lovebabz said...
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TheophaniaPaige said...

Particle physics, wow.

Well I'm happy to have gotten my laugh in for the day :)

heather said...

if i were a goddess, all men would be as smart as they think they are and 8 inches would ~mean~ 8 inches. ;)

A said...

@ heather
Lmao......preach. but if you know like I know 10.5 is indeed 10.5........damn.

RunningMom said...

I think I too would rather be naked than in a catsuit... fishnet maybe...

lol @ dick get soft after you cum... uh...maybe after round 2? ;)

ViolentLove said...

i stand with ya on the dueling.

still trying to purge the visual of grannies in catsuits tho.

Linda said...

"If I were god....all women would have and be required to wear a cat woman suit"

Please, if that ever happens.. make sure they will have the body to match the catsuit as well..

I've seen toooooo many of them who DO own a catsuit but well.. say.. would better change its name to 'walrus suit' ;)

Greetings from the netherlands!

Sheliza said...

LMAO!! I love it! What the hell is the world going to do with you? ha ha ha! Have a great weekend :P

RiPPa said...

I like this one. However, that whole dick staying hard thing after a nutt? That's overrated. Trust me, I'm God and I know.


Have a good weekend kinfolk.

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

You know, I think there are some extra heavy over your head lyrical dudes out there. Check MF Doom, Blu & Exile and U-N-I (Whom just so happens rock that BossMack Streetwear).

Good Post peoples.

Mizrepresent said...

OMG All-Mi-T,

If u were God, all women would be in a world of Love the post.

I agree with everyone - catsuits for every woman, not a good look.

Throat - lmao!

Soulstress said...

lol....nice post!

I dont wanna be God...but sure wuld love to be able to create my own husband hehe.

Pamela said...

Start writing those songs!

laughing808 said...

me in a catsuit????? I'll pass.....

ROFL at this post.

Missy said...

Interesting post. I sent a twitter (MissyInGa) All women in catsuits? HA! That would change real quick I'm sure. What do you have against vegetarians?? I'm hurt! LOL

Jackie E. said...

I love this list lol, you are too funny. And for the record, I think you would take it back if you really did see ALL women wearing catsuits....think about it, lol!!!

Be one with the Fro said...

If I were goddess...if a man said he could give me an 'O'...he could really give me an 'O'!

If I were goddess...ever man would have a 6-pack, buns of steel, wear oil, and feed me grapes on command.

If I were goddess...I would be spending less time on here and more time figuring out how I would return to this god forsaken land.

::que the lights::

great post!

LMFAO!!!! Have a marvelous weekend!

Erin Michell said...

Ummmmm interesting. Don't know about the catsuit. I'm sure there are other outfits. I agree with NO Tofu, I'm not a fan. Have a good weekend.

the prisoner's wife said...

eally don't think you'd want ALLLLLLLLL women to wear catsuits. i mean, think about that one for a sec. LOL

Mo said...

you may have to amend that "all women in catsuits" thing and add an exercise requirement or something.

Dope Fiend said...

Owwwwwwwwwww! NICE!

msladydeborah said...

Why would all women be required to wear a cat suit?

I'm not understanding the logic behind this one.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

i bet lol

Red Snapper
y thank u maam

nicki nicki tembo
well i wanna be able to roll over and bask

it is a curse if u asked me

Sista GP
true so true

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts
now thay would be funny looking my point exactly

or unfortunate lol

thank u m,aam

i resemble that remark

now that would be comedy


glad to be of service

id pass that test eaisly

no comment

can a brother get some sympathy



thank u maam

i know too wish it wouldnt have a brain of its own and new it was posed to shut down after bussin lol

Tha BossMack TopSoil
thanks for the love folk

y would the be in trouble

i bet


u silly

nothing really just we aint made that way

Jackie E.
not if it made me laugh lol wonder how u would look in a cat suit?

Be one with the Fro
grapes lol

Erin Michell
a woman who is last of the carnivores - me in love

the prisoner's wife
im sure i will have sudden burst of laughter if such happened


Dope Fiend
how and where have u been maam

satire - we could walk around and laugh at some

Anonymous said...

Um, I don't know about the catsuits...what the men going to wear? LOL

Funny post!

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