If I were god……………………….all women would have and be required to wear a cat woman suitIf I were god………………………….instead of horns, all cars would have phasers so when we would blow our horns, instead of honk at them, we would Blow a car up and drive through them as if in deep space
If I were god ……………………………….IRS would mean internal reffa (weed) service.
If I were god…………………………………..Memphis would win NCAA each year in basketball, U Tenn. would win football, and can’t forget them lady vols
If I were God -----------------------------------------Tofu would not exist and pork would replace it and all vegetarians with Canines and incisors for teeth would be banished from the planet earth
If I were god …………………………………my di** wouldn’t stay hard after I came.
If I were god……………………………………………duels would happen each day in the congress and senate.
If I were god……………………………….throat would be something all women could do.
If I were god……………………………………………there would be no need for prisons and they would not exist.
If I were god……………………………………Hip hop music would have lyrics that spoke of history and particle physics
What am I saying; I am ALL-mI-T.
40 comments:
If you were god and we had to wear catsuits, when I am god all men can wear this
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lol
anyway am I first to comment? that is amazing. I love your writing.
angel
thank u - dont like clothes and would prefer to hang
All Women in Catsuits-lolollol
Now that's something I can get behind!-LMAO!
Yes you are sir....yes you are.
damn funny, but...
"If I were god ...my di** wouldn’t stay hard after I came." - bite yo tongue nigga, this is a woman's dream! Fuck whatcha heard.
Interesting post...what brought on those thoughts?
And if I were God(dess), ALL men's dicks would stay hard after cumming!! LOL!
If you were god,..............the world would be filled with Libertarians.
Women in catsuits......???? Hmmmmm you might to rethink that. Would you really want to see Whoopie Goldberg or Rosie Odonnell in a catsuit??? I think not. lol
I am still laughing at the all women would have to wear catsuits...
that's a mess.
No need for prions...that's a plus...
other than that, fortunately for me, you are NOT God.
Whoa. Well if God were one of us, I am sure a lot would be different. Nice piece.
If you were God, I might not be here considering my almost vegetarianism and my dislike of the pig. Also I'll take naked over that whole catsuit deal, can I be naked?
Oh yes if I were God all mean would inherently know how to lay da pipe, and dicks would not go soft unless absolutely necessary.
*walks off thanking God that the asshole's dick is like All-Mi-T's*
Damn...
Monique in a cat suit?
With everything else - I can agree.
HA! Well I already told you what I thought about that cat suit thing on Twitter.
Funny post though.
Particle physics, wow.
Well I'm happy to have gotten my laugh in for the day :)
if i were a goddess, all men would be as smart as they think they are and 8 inches would ~mean~ 8 inches. ;)
@ heather
Lmao......preach. but if you know like I know 10.5 is indeed 10.5........damn.
I think I too would rather be naked than in a catsuit... fishnet maybe...
lol @ dick get soft after you cum... uh...maybe after round 2? ;)
i stand with ya on the dueling.
still trying to purge the visual of grannies in catsuits tho.
"If I were god....all women would have and be required to wear a cat woman suit"
Please, if that ever happens.. make sure they will have the body to match the catsuit as well..
I've seen toooooo many of them who DO own a catsuit but well.. say.. would better change its name to 'walrus suit' ;)
Greetings from the netherlands!
LMAO!! I love it! What the hell is the world going to do with you? ha ha ha! Have a great weekend :P
I like this one. However, that whole dick staying hard thing after a nutt? That's overrated. Trust me, I'm God and I know.
LOL
Have a good weekend kinfolk.
You know, I think there are some extra heavy over your head lyrical dudes out there. Check MF Doom, Blu & Exile and U-N-I (Whom just so happens rock that BossMack Streetwear).
Good Post peoples.
OMG All-Mi-T,
If u were God, all women would be in a world of trouble...lol. Love the post.
I agree with everyone - catsuits for every woman, not a good look.
Throat - lmao!
lol....nice post!
I dont wanna be God...but sure wuld love to be able to create my own husband hehe.
Start writing those songs!
me in a catsuit????? I'll pass.....
ROFL at this post.
Interesting post. I sent a twitter (MissyInGa) All women in catsuits? HA! That would change real quick I'm sure. What do you have against vegetarians?? I'm hurt! LOL
I love this list lol, you are too funny. And for the record, I think you would take it back if you really did see ALL women wearing catsuits....think about it, lol!!!
If I were goddess...if a man said he could give me an 'O'...he could really give me an 'O'!
If I were goddess...ever man would have a 6-pack, buns of steel, wear oil, and feed me grapes on command.
If I were goddess...I would be spending less time on here and more time figuring out how I would return to this god forsaken land.
::que the lights::
great post!
LMFAO!!!! Have a marvelous weekend!
Ummmmm interesting. Don't know about the catsuit. I'm sure there are other outfits. I agree with NO Tofu, I'm not a fan. Have a good weekend.
eally don't think you'd want ALLLLLLLLL women to wear catsuits. i mean, think about that one for a sec. LOL
you may have to amend that "all women in catsuits" thing and add an exercise requirement or something.
Owwwwwwwwwww! NICE!
Why would all women be required to wear a cat suit?
I'm not understanding the logic behind this one.
Keith
i bet lol
Red Snapper
y thank u maam
nicki nicki tembo
well i wanna be able to roll over and bask
Carla
it is a curse if u asked me
Sista GP
true so true
Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts
now thay would be funny looking my point exactly
Keli
or unfortunate lol
DanniGyrl
thank u m,aam
Ma'at
i resemble that remark
uglyblackjohn
now that would be comedy
Happyrunningbunny
lol
TheophaniaPaige
glad to be of service
heather
id pass that test eaisly
A
no comment
RunningMom
can a brother get some sympathy
ViolentLove
LOL
Linda
lmao
Sheliza
thank u maam
RiPPa
i know too wish it wouldnt have a brain of its own and new it was posed to shut down after bussin lol
Tha BossMack TopSoil
thanks for the love folk
Mizrepresent
y would the be in trouble
Soulstress
i bet
Pamela
LOL
laughing808
u silly
Missy
nothing really just we aint made that way
Jackie E.
not if it made me laugh lol wonder how u would look in a cat suit?
Be one with the Fro
grapes lol
Erin Michell
a woman who is last of the carnivores - me in love
the prisoner's wife
im sure i will have sudden burst of laughter if such happened
Mo
LOL
Dope Fiend
how and where have u been maam
msladydeborah
satire - we could walk around and laugh at some
Um, I don't know about the catsuits...what the men going to wear? LOL
Funny post!
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