Thursday, May 07, 2009

bittin'

Heard the lyrics to one of the stupidest songs I done ever heard. So I decided to bite the lyrics, since many of the so-called hip-hop artist talk about garbage. So I dedicate this to all the BAN rappers who cant speak of things beyond, rims, gold, diamonds, money, patron, airforce ones, the clubs, and ther self proclaimed thugish(fk boy) ways. Here goes.

hopped up off tha bed
don’t gotta turn my brain on
get up fix breakfast for my kids
yeeeeea kiss um on the forehead (ohh) x2

keep my brain on
rather have intellect than airforce ones
yeeeeea, yeeeea
Take kids to school, and NPR on
now its time to turn it up
yeeeeea, yeeeea

i got a question why so many rappers BANs
i got a question why so many rappers BANs
they just talk about money and fake nosense
promulgating ignorance, under false pretense
men wassup, yeeeea
men wassup, yeeeea

when i was 9 years old, i read every book I could
and will die for knowledge
(all-mi-T tellem)
Men wassup, yeeeea
hopped up off tha bed
don’t gotta turn my brain on
get up fix breakfast for my kids
yeeeeea kiss um on the forehead (ohh) x2

im still a scholar,
i wish a lot of yall would get lost somewhere.....
yeeeeea, yeeeea
have nothing to prove to nobody,
still read every thing I can
yeeeeea, yeeeea
and help my kids with homework,
Men wassup
yeeeeea, yeeeea

now everytime my kids get an A
every time they say they love poppa
everytime you see them they polite
say wassup
yeeeeea, yeeeea

hopped up off tha bed
don’t gotta turn my brain on
get bup fix breakfast for my kids
yeeeeea kiss um on the forehead (ohh) x2

76 comments:

Sista GP said...

LOL
Love It! Love It! Love It!

BTW, lil wayne is not hubby's cousin
Thank goodness

Shannon said...

Enjoyed it.

Anonymous said...

BITCH ASS NIGGAZ IS RIGHT
ROTFL

YoungBlackBeauty said...

HAHA. You a trip!

Kahnee said...

That is some dope lyrics!

I love the beat to that song, but I Hate soulja boy. You should take his place.
BTW, you know what real swag is.

nicki nicki tembo said...

my lame ass, I'm trying to figure out what song and what rapper you bittin...well not really. It's outta my league and over my head and I'm good with that.

paisley said...

you can just write anything can't ya?????

MrsGrapevine said...

Interesting, I have to think about that one.

Keli said...

The thing is...I know grown men, educated grown men, that get hype at the sound of Turn My Swag On"...

I like your version much better.

Sad thing is...I know the rhythm of the original, so I was reading this in the tune.

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

LOL!!!!! I like this version better. I'm doing better BTW, even though I got clowned today for what happened yesterday in the lab.

TheophaniaPaige said...

Yeeeeeaaaaa lol. Only you....

Tani Joy said...

awwww look at my friend rapping. lmaooo But I feel you T. : ) oh yeah see u soon.. will be there june 11th-14th

Angel said...

LOL love the lyrics but everything else is totally lost on me, who is soulja boy? lol sounds like I dont even wanna know!

Linda said...

I'd buy your album! *lol*

Greetings from the netherlands ;)

Erin Michell said...

I can't listen to music with stupid and ignorant lyrics. Music is suppose to make you feel good, be inspirational; not dumb you down. This is why I rarely listen to the radio. My IPOD stays charged and ready to go.

Red Snapper said...

So when you shootin the video so me and my lil one can fall through?

Tha BossMack TopSoil said...

LOL, I can't listen to tha radio.

RE Ausetkmt said...

T, you always got that shiznit.
you keep on pushin that truth, so we can get us some RIGHTS.

momowilly said...

LOL! I know that's right! Love it.

The HotSawce said...

very hilarious! I'll have to stay tuned into your world!

TPH said...

LOL

That was funny! Love it! T, u r so crazy!

Ms. Lovely said...

LMAO! loves it. I was amazed that "song" even got airplay..*sigh*

Aspasia said...

Erin Mitchell: "I can't listen to music with stupid and ignorant lyrics. Music is suppose to make you feel good, be inspirational; not dumb you down. This is why I rarely listen to the radio. My IPOD stays charged and ready to go."Ditto! I take recs from friends on new good songs who still listen to the radio.

Great lyrics!

The Black Kat said...

Lol...
Thanks for the change up. =o)

ListenToLeon.net said...

LOL Good stuff. I like the Raw Dawg Buffalo remix

Jackie's Brown said...

I guess you know about these songs because you have children because I wouldn't know a current rap song if it hit me on the head. I don't listen to the radio..ever. I don't watch rap videos EVER! So that madness doesn't get into my head!

A Cuban In London said...

That was a mighty riposte, indeed, sir. Many thanks.

Greetings from London.

Craigjc said...

LOL. "I turn my brain ooooowwwnnnn..." LOL.

Lo_lah said...

I hate to say it, but Soulja Boy has grown on me, but I feel ya. When I first heard it I was like "what the hell?", but the beat is pretty catchy. Your version is Hilarious, I will be singing it everytime I hear the original...

cordieb said...

I love it Torrence; but I do have a few questions. What are BANs Rappers? Specifically, what are BANs?

The most important question. When are you going to perform it on Youtube for us, babe???

PLL, C.

Mocha Dad said...

How did you even understand the lyrics in order to bite them. I can never make out a word those "rappers" are saying.

Pamela said...

Exactly. Write lyrics for all the rappers.

Queen said...

I'd bump that in the morning any day! LoL

Dope Fiend said...

LMAO!!!

too funny!

Mimi said...

LOL! Love it!

That song makes me want to throw up! And the fact that there are grown ass people acting like this song is the ish, makes it even worse! UGH

TaMina said...

lmao! luv it!

Nikki Wadley said...

The only thing that I admire about artists like this is the guerrilla marketing behind them that makes other folks damn near worship them...smh

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