Saturday, February 16, 2008

aint that a bomber or an iceberg?

To the honorable Mr. Henry Waxman and Tom Davis:

Why in the fuck are you wasting my tax money to hold Reform Committee hearings of Human Growth Hormone? I mean, it’s nice for me to perceive that you are concerned, but forgive me if I find it hard to fathom that you actually care. I would like to say you both do have top-shelf tie game, but you are no doubt wasting my money.

Honorable Mr. Waxman, forgive me, but I prefer to get my information on science from scientist, of which I consider myself to be, and academic and scientific journals, of which I am certain you don’t read, from the manner in which you stumbled over words and concepts you orated during the segment of CSPAN called Health Effects of Human Growth Hormones.

Of all folks Mr. Waxman, you need to consider HGH given your age, but that is another story. For some reason or another, I feel that the time and money (of which your salary is paid) would be better spent on dealing with education or the issue of the homeless or prison. I mean, more folks are actually affected by the aforementioned than those that inject or consume HGH. Not to mention, your concern for B12 injections appears on the surface to be disingenuous and more prone for a discussion of fans of Roger Clemens.

As I looked at the lot of you listening to the scientific experts, I could not help but feel that they were talking over your heads, and that you all actually felt like sleeping. I say this for you all offered the penumbra that you were the kind of folks who slept through science class. I bet if I gave you a test on what the experts presented, you all would fail (without it being open book, or open note, or a take home).

If I were a gambling man, I would extend the prior assertion to spelling (albeit I can't talk) and or grammar, for I am willing to bet that you do not know what PERNICIOUS means. In either case, I would most likely have to give yawl a make up test to pass.

So Honorable gentleman, please spend my money on important stuff, and don’t even think about giving yourself a raise because you did this shit - conducted a study session on HGH.

Thank you sir, and I would like to reserve the remainder of my remarks, but I would like to add, that it is B-12, and not B-15 Mr. Waxman (u keep saying B-15 sir). B-15 is Pangamic acid and used for folks with high cholesterol, it is also an Ice Berg as well as a form of Military aircraft. I’m sure you have been in the House long enough to may have signed funding for it.

I thank you for your time and the chance to testify before your committee.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is Funny, so funny that it is a sad indictment on our country so I am still laughing, but I bet the people who elected him expected more

Jaded said...

Dr. Stephens, it's unbelievable that you and I have never met or had a conversation over some good supper, 'cause we see eye to eye on most things. I've had several conversations recently about this very thing, as well as Senator Spector being all up in arms that the Eagles lost a game to the Patriots so now he wants a full congressional investigation. Maybe if these people spent more time and money educating our children, they would know better than to take HGH because they'd understand all the scientific evidence.

And I read the previous post about the incestuous white house. See? Same ideas.

Kayos said...

Because this nation is preoccupied with sports than they are about spending our government dollars on a police action that resembles the botched police action in Vietnam. People are fickle and sometimes mad crazy insane. Either way, I don't know why people are so engrossed in the fact that Clemens looked a bloody idiot than they are in the fact that if federal pejury charges should happened to come upon the Mighty Rocket, Dubya may just pardnon him...

It's a damn shame what they did to that dog.

EsLocura said...

It seems it's always the stupid shit that gets the press. Sports=money and we know money always wins. Perhaps it's just too much damn work to focus on the important issues that affect our nation, and politics is getting lazier every day.

Christopher said...

I so glad to see someone else is going down this thought path too.

The issue of hormones/HGH in MLB is a matter for the player's union and management to hammer out. In other words, deal with it and I say this as a huge baseball fan. In fact, just got our tickets for the Yankees/Blue Jays game in Toronto this coming July.

There are so many damned problems facing this nation: failure to end the funding for Bush's illegal Iraq war, flatline funding the budgets for the NIH, the subprime mortgage mess, telecom immunity, Veterans services, the list goes on and on and on, and I haven't even touched upon impeaching the Motherfucker from Midland.

But oh no. Our elected lawmakers are pulling down $165,000 a year with benefits that you and me pay for and the focus of the Congress is steroid use by MLB? It's just wrong, man. It's just wrong.

I predict the next order of business for these Washington fatcats will be hearing into Jane Fonda using the word "cunt" on the Today Show last Thursday.

BuelahMan said...

Its that shell game they play. Anything but the real shit.

If they would stop pretending to represent us and actually do their Constitutional obligations, they would have already impeached Bush and Cheney and we would all be dancing as they were chain-ganged together with a group of Muslim Extremists.

Don said...

What's even funnier is the fact that pretty much nothing was accomplished during the hearings. Unless they consider catching both Clemens and his accuser in bald-faced lies.

I'm like you though...it really doesn't mean anything significant, in the end. Just wasted tax dollars.

At his age, you think he should try and few shots of HGH? lol

Jaded said...

Christopher, it would almost be funny to think they'd have a full blown investigation into Jane Fonda's potty mouth if I didn't think you're actually right. I mean, we had a freakin' national crisis over Janet Jackson and Nipplegate.

How sad is that?!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

anon - so true, and i really felt like throwing rocks at my big screen, but i was inside and i would not be able to laugh at comic relief via cspan any more

Jaded - please, dont call me Dr.Stephens sister. And I love me some supper. Yea, strange because I almost wrote about the "Spector" general and the new england pats, bt thought he was just dealing with a few ruptured lysosomes in his brain. Education, them, then we would have workin government

Kayos - they better not pardon him, i am just through with the circus, i mean politics, but where would satire be with out them

EsLocura - never thought about that "too muc work". That may be the truiest of the truiest thing I have heard. Mos nevee show up any way ..u shouls hav seen the committee, i think only 3 seats were filled


Christopher - they make 165 stacks year? dang and taking eslocura's point, for doing what, and they would love to waste lot on the word cunt

BuelahMan - The remind me of big kids. I would not suprise me if just 2 out of ten could recite the preamble, and 4 even knew the constitution. I bet he paiges no more than the do

Don - exactly, of ALL folk to talk he need him some HGH. I mean if you see the re-run and i dont advise toturing any one, but he kept saying B15, shit was funny as FK

Jaded = lets not create or speak tha reality int fruition, we need vest for folks in IRAQ still..since the aint home yet

Tony OH said...

LMBAO- Dude if you roast these fools any longer I'ma have to break out the BB-Q sauce. Can somebody say chicken, cause you ate they ass alive. Next time I'll bring the brew. My Dude...

Tamra said...

I am SO with you on this one. Once again, I don't get it. WHY should we be wasting time and tax payer money on this, and WHY should *I* care about steroid use in sports when there are so many other critical issues in our country that are just crying out for attention???

I used to be a die-hard Cardinal, but I've lost my taste for baseball. I'm there with basketball already, and everything else is headed down the tubes too--I'm sick of if all.

I'd crackle into a million little pieces if I heard that any of this is about "sports players as role models." Parents need to be their own damned role models for kids.

Glad it wasn't just me.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Tamara - so true, what a waste, roll models aint in cngress either it seems

Tony Oh - bring the beer, since i drink and u dont LOL

karrie b. said...

i know my tax money is getting wasted all over the place, but i think i prefer to not know because it's infuriating. lmaooo @ that pic tho.

-karrie b.

Anonymous said...

"Niggas will tear your weak mind apart"

Right.

Is this why you called in help on some WWII forum to get ammo or even outright trolling from people -- since it's plain that you're not capable in the first place? (based on that lame comment before)

What a laugh. --INCOG MAN

www.htp://ingogman.wordpress/

Dogon said...

ingogman - u have ssues LOL. is insecurity one of them? its a song. Thanks for the laugh and least i dont have to worry about u or similar neanderthals, my fault Cromagnum, caves right lol and is it a problem that me and mine clique tight

Karrie - see the above is why carring is essential

Aunt Jackie said...

you make me wish that I didn't fall asleep so often in my chemistry classes.

As a working producer in the madness that is known as the media i can say without a shadow of a doubt that the news has been pushed into pure entertainment and i wonder whether or not the thirst of the masses to be entertained leads to the bizarre stories known as news worthy or do we live in a world so bizarre that such antics as the lives of entertainers have become news.

I am sometimes saddened that this is how I earn my daily bread, but for damn sure don't depend on the evening news to tell me what's important in this world of mine.


The most i know about science is kitchen science...i can cook my ass off! that's about it!

Qucifer said...

Hello Baby! Had to stop by to see that you're back giving them hell and in the swing of things!!

mp1 v.8.0 said...

lol. at least it was entertaining...or maybe the part when mr. clemens insisted that he misrememberd stuff was entertaining.

I'm finally back up and running, good doc.

PrettyBlack said...

Ummm, how about using that money to pay for representation for some of these wrongly accused blacks and browns...or DNA testing to have them exonerated.

Or how about some universal healthcare? Or how about getting Katrina victims out of those tainted ass trailers huh?

As you know all the bills he's signed simply came with the disclaimer..."you get x amnount of dollars in kickbacks for signing" thanks.

I'm sick of the shit too...How about if they are found guilty sell all of their trophies and pay for the witch hunt instead of using my got damn money...I owe the IRS so that'll help a sister out. haha.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

aunt jackie - i hd boks before chemistry and ask my fam, by nine i had a ful labaratory with more than 800 chemicals I made mainly through a process called preciptation. I got kicked out the hosue when this hypoclorate bomb exployed (too much pressure (cap on Thissle Tube) this was at nine


and i loved it cause it taugh me a lot of stuff about posins(sp) and making bombs and the like.

Prettyblack - i feel like every time u leave my blog u wanna cut some body LOL

MP1v8.0 - good to have u back, though u ant have no more love for your folk, am i still banned at progresive LOL

qucifer - keep calling me baby nd u may bring horse man to life LOL

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Tom said...

Why in the fuck are you wasting my tax money to hold Reform Committee hearings of Human Growth Hormone?

Seriously. What a red herring.