Saturday, January 31, 2009

riddle me this #9

1] Is it me or does Gov. Blagovitch look like a cabbage patch doll?

2] If President Obama would say something to all of the strippers, would he say “thanks for supporting me at the Poles?”

3] If Jason of the Halloween Movie legacy drowned as a child, how can he have a zillion movies after his death that folks pay to go see?

4] If they let alcoholics charge or convict folks with DUIs should a person get mad, especially if they let a person who is a know tax evader, Tim Geithner run the secretary of Treasury? Should he get mad if we decide not to?

5] How can President Obama propose jobs in the manufacturing sector, if America has basically no manufacturing base?

6] Speaking of the former Governor of the State of Illinois, wonder what a Television show, hosted by He and Sarah Palin world be call, and would you watch?

7] Why couldn’t my start up business be selling HDTV converter boxes?

Have a great weekend. Back to what i do best Monday.

39 comments:

UBRINGMEJOI said...

#2 lol.... ha ha!

Nikki Wadley said...

#3 has me baffled too. In fact, didn't his head get cut off in the last one. How does this guy keep getting resurrected?

Curious said...

3] If Jason of the Halloween Movie legacy drowned as a child, how can he have a zillion movies after his death that folks pay to go see?

You know some people ask the same thing of Jesus Christ. I'm just saying.

kevinsteetee (Nicole) said...

Mr. Stephen's you always crack me up! #1 Yes he does look like a cabbage patch. I often wonder how he manages to have bangs the way.

#2 Haha

#3 I don't know why movie execs insist on remaking these movies. I think after part 3 I stopped paying to see it...

BuelahMan said...

1) Yes. Narrow, beedy eyes. But he reminds me of my brother, Michael. Michael believes he can lie and con his way in and out of anything.

2) "Your action at the poles has erected me"

3)It has something to do with his last name, Voorhees (which is an ancient Asia dialect black magic spell that says "Give me all your money, suckers").

4)Since I have had 7 DUI's (not one since '86, mind you and 3 were thrown out for a variety of reasons) let me just say that I resemble that remark.

As for Geithner, he has far more skeletons in the closet than his closet tax evasion.

5) Now you are bitching one of my bitches. Right on.

6) Bloggy and Bully: Pit Bulls and Lipsticked Pigs

(No, I would not watch it, unless I needed some material for my comedy routine)

7) Hindsight...

Why couldn't I have married that ugly, but rich bitch from high school. She has so much money, I'd give you a new store.

(You know I jest... I'm too tight to give anybody anything)

;-)

All my love, Bro' to you and yours!

SjP said...

Hindsigt is 20/20 most def!

Saule Wright said...

I love posts like this fam. This his is funny as hell.

and rule number one about jason....No One asks questions about Jason......

LMAO.

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Charming!

Assertive Wit said...

things that make you go hmmmm...

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Amber-Alert said...

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1. Yes he does.

2. LOL! You are silly!

3. Because people keep paying to see him.

4. No he shouldn't.

5. Is this a trick question?

6. Damn that is a scary thought!

7. I don't know...why didn't you?

Terry said...

Excellent questions Dawg! And...oh hell yes the man looks like a cabbage patch doll. Didn't realize until you mentioned it.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

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#2) He'd say "mumble...mumble...mumble....DAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIID, get me out of here!"

#3) It's just like this one I heard about: There's this Old Man with a long white beard who's invisible and lives in the sky and he has this SPECIAL BOOK........"

#4) Absolutely not. You know what the "Voluntary Compliance Campaigns" are, right? Like when they bust Pete Rose, Leona Helmsley, Darryl Strawberry or Wesley Snipes with a few weeks left before April 15 each year. I'd love to find Geithner's moralizing statements on any of that shit. Or about Marc Rich and Pincus Green!

#5) These two Queens are black. This one Queen's red. Find the red Queen. 5 will get you 10, 10 will get you 20. Let's go....come on. I smile when I win. I pay when I lose...you can't win if you don't play...simple, simple, simple...just find that red Queen and my money's yours........

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#7) Because you saw quite possibly the dumbest "risk-arbitrage" play in the history of finance on offer and wisely passed

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Fo' Real that is what I wanted to know! In the same exact order. *lol*

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Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

UBRINGMEJOI
glad i could make u laugh, when u stopping by the shop jones

Nikki Wadley
i remeber the first one i was in high school

Curious
lmao - so true

kevinsteetee (Nicole)
lol

BuelahMan
lmbao @ 2 and 6

SjP
so true

Saule Wright
LOL thanks folk


Lovebabz
im flattered

Assertive Wit
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rainywalker
thats classic, only from a Dante LOL

Amber-Alert
let me know how it is

msladydeborah
excellent

Terry
LOL

KELSO'S NUTS
6 is killing me

OG, The Original Glamazon
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Happyrunningbunny
anytime sister do come back

Be one with the Fro said...

Thanks for commenting on my blog! Great post by the way!

Have a great weekend!

Sista GP said...

1. More like Mr. Potato Head (the hair)
2. Per Michelle, "No We Can't!"
3. Tupac was still putting out albums after his death
4. Doctors and Lawyers get seriously paid for just practicing
5. The same way we print money without equity to back it up
6. "Deal or No Deal", I wouldn't watch like I don't watch the current one. No strategy
7. Not long term

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blackgirlinmaine said...

Now that you mention it, Blago does indeed bare resemblance to a Cabbage Patch Doll. LOL

LadyDee - Brownlady Beautiful! said...

GOOD STUFF!!!!! I am a follower now!

Tamra said...

Dead-on on #1! I'd been trying to figure it out myself...I was tending towards a muppet of some kind, myself. CPD totally nails it.

SoCal Muchacha said...

Okay, hoping the third time is the charm since I've tried to comment a couple times over the past days and they never showed...sigh. Anyhooch...

#6 "Helmet Head and Airhead Hit the Airwaves"??? ;)

TOTALLY missed reading your insights, Torrance (naughty AND otherwise ;)), since I moved in early December and only FINALLY got internet up and running a couple weeks ago. (Well, up and running unless I dare think Cox would actually function properly and allow cable AND internet at the same time...argh!) One of my first online stops just had to be RDB to see what you've been up to. Glad to see some things never change...re: blog title previous to this one. ;) Hope all is well, my friend.

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Sista GP
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P_LOCA s
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