Saturday, October 06, 2007

aint nothin' like the real thang baby

Some times you think you have heard it all, like when my employer told me I had to ask permission from them to make any loot on the side. Or about 16 year old Pleajhai Mervin, who had her wrist broken by a school guard for dropping her cake.

But what is astonishing to me are these self-righteous puritanical hypocrites that want to impose their views, no matter how fascist on others. This past Monday, the United States Supreme Court decided not to hear a case that challenged the state of Alabama’s decleration of sex toys as being contraband.

The high court upheld a lower court ruling against Sherri Williams, owner of Pleasures stores in Huntsville and Decatur. The law (Alabama's anti-obscenity law) was enacted in 1998, bans devices “designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.” LOL. So if you want one, the state will likily loose a modicum of revenue since folks will have to get their toys from out of state (the law permits folks to buy sex toys out of state for use in Alabama) LOL.

The Police chief is even on board. Decatur Police Department spokesman Lt. Dennis Hughes indicated that they would enforce state laws, including this one to the fullest.

I don’t see the value in wasting man power or enacting laws that make more non-violent offenders, let alone that infringe on individual liberty. Not to mention, the city of Decatur, Alabama, according to my research has higher rates of Murder, forcible rapes, robbery and aggravated assault per capita than the entire United States. Just another example of why our economy is in the dumps and folks want to succeed from the union. But from where I stand, aint nothing like the real thing baby.

47 comments:

Mega Rich said...
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Mega Rich said...

Dang T, you got to give a brother a warning when he reading the blogs like the Saturday morning paper. Kids watching cartoons then up comes the pleasure devices. Good thing, I'm swift of hand. Nevertheless, Alabama is known for being backwards hence the term "your bama ass"

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

LO Rich main, u a fool. I was called a bama because whe i went to morehouse back in the day, had a 74 cutlass supreme and my hair in 4 plats when got there. But was a proud bama. lol

Ms. Da-ish said...

good thing I live in MO, I have so many of those toys its ridiculous. Seriously who or what are they hurting.

Meikmeika said...

As I click on your Website to view your blog and thank you for visiting mine, I see Pleasure Toys.....LOL!!! Not to mention my father just happened to be passing by me as I opened your page up. All we could do was laugh.

Is it me or does it seem like this country is focusing on all the wrong things???!!! How bout they focus on more serious matters?

Thanks for visiting my blog by the way and your daughter is such a cutie!!!!

Anonymous said...

well fancy meeting u here. the one in the middle reminds me of you, just could be a little thicker-rer, how long has it been. LMAO


L

Anonymous said...

PS Hope not TMI, but some things are hard to forget and damn, u make som pretty babies. do u remeber me?


L

Marie said...

Hmmm--Interesting...

onecoolhoney said...

Oh wow...so, like Louisiana, they don't recognize the REAL important issues they SHOULD have been focusing on instead of that asinine mess. *smh*

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Uh, L, a little too much info is correct, can a brother have a circa, an era, a location , or a name pls.

OCH - I guess not because the last i heard no sex toy has been used in a Murder, forcible rape, robbery or aggravated assault" that I know off

Ms-Da-ish - sounds like u have a collection, get some of the really real and spend that money else where - lol

thanks folks

S.K. said...

I never thought you blog would make me blush. The pic with the BOB* was too much. LOL!!!!


*battery operated boyfriend - this cracks me up when people say in regular converation.

Opinionated Diva said...

lmao@mega rich

lmao@Torrence's reply to L...WOW!!!

Ummmm I forgot what I was gonna say now, so I'll just add that this is an obvius waste of man power and tax dollars to enforce!

One Man’s Opinion said...

The system is fauled, I'd be the first to admit it. In Texas it is now okay to car a concealed weapon, in your vehicle, whether you have a permit are not...What kind if sh*t is that? Oh, and don't get me started on jobs that want to be all up in your business. With the police department I have to get permission for just about everything, but wiping my ass. Seriously, do you know if they found out I was doing this site I'd quite possibly get fired. We have guy on the department, he's white (which isn't pertinet to the story, I just like calling out peoples races)...anyway, he has to fill out a memo to get permission to be a preacher at his church. Can you believe that crap. That got me mixed up. If it is police related I will let them know, but otherwise, if I ain't pimping out "hoe" or myself, then they need to keep they hands in their own pockets.....Whew! I'm okay now. (Why you gotta be starting stuff, Raw Dawg?)

Forge said...

LOL...Ms. Dash said, "who are what are they hurting?" So many dirty thought came into my head that i'm ashamed of myself.

Femigog said...

Texas has similar laws regarding these "toys"....gotta love the dirty dirty south!LOL

the joy said...

so...what you have done here is... given me one more reason not to go to alabama...

Thic Flair said...

LOL, so, they should put up a phrase on the "now entering alabama sign" that says, No Dollas for Dicks. LMAO.

mp1 said...

I guess some might say that law can take it in the azz! (corny, I know)

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

That's crazy. **making note: never move to 'Bama. Don't like the Crimson Tide anyway! GO RAZORBACKS!!!

Alot of laws need to be rewritten or thrown out. Here in Arkansas it's written in the law books a man can beat his wife on the weekends. Or how about this one: it's against the law to have oral sex. Granted I don't think any of these laws have been upheld in the court of law in recent times but they should still be reworked.

Thanks for stopping by!

Q said...

Whhaaa?? why can't they go big brother something more important, like our President for instance??

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

OMP - a memo, R u 4 real, and dont get too fired up, HBP is a killer among us and we need u.

sk - its ok 2 blush, u women and the names for phalluses (battery run or the realy real.

OD - still dont know who L is.

Forge - who about revaling some of the thoughts 4 the viewing public, enquiring minds would like to know.

Femi - battery use for such devices will be outlawed next

Joy - not unless its Tuskegee's homecoming or the Talladega 500 - lol

Thic Flair - LOL

Wretched - sounds like just the facts to me.

Southern Gal - please dont let them send me to jail for oral sex see Yum yum eatum up

q - if they did, then we would have a RESPONSIBLE governement, but dreaming is for sleep.

dc_speaks said...

hahahaha...as always I am educated and entertained with your blogs. Keep on Keepin it real, fam!

jameil1922 said...

the law permits folks to buy toys out of state for use in Alabama? huh? does that manke ANY sense?

MsPuddin said...

I learned about this in a class I was taking a while ago. Gotta love California. Owning a dildo enables social stability. Especially for a hormone driven woman, who can’t get laid on a daily basis…

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Dang, trying to post another blog, will wait til after 9pm.

DC- got it from KRS one

j1922 - that's why what rich said was so profound. lol

Puddin - put yo mind too it, then you can have you back messaged from inside your body when u want to, I prefer the 3 times daily methodology. lol

Don said...

I didn't realize as many women partake in sex toys as they do. It seems where I work, there is a black woman having a "I forgot what kind of party they call it" every two weeks.

Sad part about is - I went to a couple of 'em. No lie. Trying to see what I could see. Also, you tend to lose respect for certain women after they have tossed a few cups of liquor and began talking about how they "work it."

Xcentric Pryncess said...

When did Alabama become the example for morality for the US? Getthefuggouttahere...Alabama is STILL Racist City, USA...maybe they don't want sex toys for sell so the cousin in breeding can keep the state alive (caucasian numbers are dwindling) :P

Literary Felonies said...

Well, they don't call it the "dirty" for nothing. I should know, I make my home here. While ignorance is bliss and stupidity is catchy, I'm thrilled that sophisticates, such as myself, can rely on internet adventures such as Tabutoys.com. What?!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Don - on the really real, i have been considerd and employed (strictly for the utility as a sex toy). LOL No parties for me I might whip out the old wang dang dangalang LOL

XP _ Im with ya on that, which takes us back to the prohetic Mega Rich

Lit - TMI, you think u can find out who L is for me LOL

guerreiranigeriana said...

this country is waaaaay tooo uptight about sex...actually, many countries in the world are...folks need to lighten the f up...we are sexual beings right?...that's why you have these senators paying to f*ck grown-ass men in the bathrooms...like i give two sh*ts about whether people are using sex toys or not...well, at least i know i won't have to worry about death or rape by a sex toy purchased in alabama, if for some stupid reason i ever venture there...meanwhile citizens are being killed, molested, locked up, and miseducated with no laws to protect them or prevent such acts...merda...

Anonymous said...

Y'all seem to forget, this south eastern region is the Bible Belt. Some say its calls morals. Some have them and some don't. And don't pretend that you don't what they are.
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BeKinky_Paula said...

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I agree. Ain't nothin like the real thang. I rather be going through withdrawal(lol) than to buy some expensive plastic LOL

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