thought amnesty. u dont have to think - let me entertain u
Point of order: Don’t sleep, got that hot poke chop grease coming on deck next. “is u a bich or what” and “character, integrity and content”. Not to mention intro to Mephisian 101.
But today, I figured I’ll give yawl brain cells a rest, since my tractates bore a many folk and since I tend to not talk to much about dumb shit – albeit, politic is some of the dumbest shit I have ever ran my mind across.
So today. I decided to regress, and give yawl the ten most memorable places jones done done it at. I still wanna hit a beach, and an elevator. But This memory is for you, and yawl can use it as a tag for the tag minded, just give me props and I am invoking the anti tag rule, if u make the tag, u cant tag folk here never ever, forever never. And in no particular order, here goes.
1] In the middle aisle in the Coach section of an Air Ethiopia flight from the states to Addis. Specifically the
2] on the hood of my old 74 cutlass supreme. In the rain, hood still hot. Torque achieved against the windshield is the bomb. See last pages of chapter 6 in A Matter of Attention for detail.
3] Fire escape in the snow in
4] Back of my pick up truck under a full moon in my front yard.
5] Memorable only cause I got caught by my folk Aunt, behind the sofa in her Aunt’s front room. And memorable because she just married a comedian with initials SH.
6] In my office during the day at a prestigious university I used to teach and do research at.
7] On a jungle Jim, in a park, way after midnight and Vat 69. Right above the slide. See pictures for both.
8] In a dorm room at the
9] Truck stop. They took turns, again throat. First rest area in
10] Driving through a car was, just throat though. I think the suds turned me on. Didn’t gush though.
Now u aint have to think, hope u enjoyed and laughed. Wanted to do MARTA (moving Africans rapidly through
addendun: y my daughter be trying to take her teeth out her mouth LMBAO. also made ribs, spinnach and sauted carrots tonight - potatoe bread came from store
63 comments:
central park...lol
Subway (A Train) in NYC
My backyard
In Puerto Rico at the Bacardi distillery.
Addendum:
what do u expect from a 2 yr old that uses 'folk' in her sentences...lol
@ RDB
I see you have been a busy little bee LOL... Love the description of the places nonetheless.
I salute you! I guess I am not as sexy as I thought LOL, I can only think of maybe three interesting places...oh well.
^^^^^^^Whoops I forgot to name the places^^^^^^^
The park during the day.
The movies.
Hood of my sports car.
In the rain outside on the balcony all with my boyfriend, we need to upgrade huh?
Well I dont want to bore anyone cuz I actually dont have any interesting or memorable experiences or places but I will name some places that I would like to
In the rain
In an elevator
On the balcony of a large building
In a movie theatre
Hood of a truck
Wooooowww! Laughing at you and comedian SH's wife getting caught behind the sofa!! Mad about the jungle jim. Happy for you on the flight to Ethiopia. I think I know what your jogging comment was now! This was supposed to be thought amnesty!
9) they? Damn pimp.
I have nothing interesting to comment so I'm out.
LMAO,
T,
I am going Vegas on this one. Where and how ain't something I am going to be telling...
But I will say this...it was gooooooood!
Damn, you got stories!
Well, I ain't that active, but I'd say the best I can come up with is "Grin.ch" set at Univ.ersal.
And no...nobody filmed it!
You are like an international cockstar...I'm trying to be like you when i grow up man.lol
The most daring place done the deed was the parking garage of NOPD headquarters. good times indeed
Did the beach. It was lovely. Intense. Gripping. Fierce. Don't know why.
Classrooms in U.C. Berkeley.
Apartment poolside with a warning from the security guard to stop. How embarrassing.
Can't think of any place else right now but hate you for bring back all those memories. Kinda.
Wow.
Umm...in number 9, "they"?
My places...recording studio in Decatur, behind the DJ booth in a club, my sister's pool table in her garage, and a few others.
lol @ "they make it...real amenable to being rode." i've been on several late night and empty flights and wondered if there was anyone getting their joy ride on...
Funnti! Jungle Gym... c'mon the kids play there LMAO.
Hmmm..
In an alley behind a strip club (yes, I was drunk as hell) and in a fire exit stairwell in the mall.
smh
yeah well ill keep those in mind for the future
So the practice room in the band room in high school did not make the list? should I be mad or glad?
remember me!!!
That is one hell of a list, and real diverse too. Good choices.
LOL. LMAO. Car wash? Jungle Jim? Why oh why?!
Well I beat you on the whole beach thing. lol.
lol, i'd have to say...in the bathroom at a mariah carey concert...
On the roof of a house. At night however, so not so daring.
I haven't had that many places, as much as I have had interesting things happen....anyway:
- My college campus: Three times...
- My backyard
- Movies
- Moving vehicle- throat only
- Someone else backyard/jacuzzi
- An empty apartment
- A park, baseball field bleachers
- a cul-de-sac
Okay, thats all I can think of at the moment.
(fĹng'kÄ“) [blak] [chik]
Dang, I still want to do it on marta, and I guess u right about that one folk
THE PRINCESS "CC"
Guess u got excited lol and I aint sexy at all but we had that debate before
IntrospectiveGoddess
Dang I wanna do an elevator, I mean in one lol
Dione
Well ill show u my jungle jims if u show me yours lol
The True Urban Queen aka Sharon
I aint no pimp, more like red cross, disaster relief, I serve the needy lol
msladydeborah
U wilder dana dana
Terry
Did u use any of the props lol, u a mean one mr grinch
4GOTTEN1
Once a go I was called rockstar,stud, gigolo by my folk thus the name of the book of short stories
Garth Sullivan
Cow field, now that’s wild
Pajnstl
No the [police dept dang
RealHustla
Like I said I was caught to, and the carpet burns were killer
Lena
So u in the ATL too, we neeed to swap stories – so u made luv in the club w a thug - LOL
blkbutterfly
Don’t call it a joy stick for nothing
memphiz
Im sorry sister
Rebirth of Fly
Don’t hit strip clubs, but will put alley on list, u got horny huh lol
dejanae
Y u syh?
Anonymous
Which practice room there were 6 if u remember, was it the ones we kept our drums in?
Crian
Yea mane, I laughed when I was compiling it
LovexHate
Imam do the beach one day, back to the old me now lol
Jaimie @ Just Kiss 'N Makeup
I would to if I had tyo listen to her lip sync lol
NoRegrets
Roof, sounds like fun
lina
all i can say is me love some throat and some folks here got caught on film at braves game boning
Interesting set of hot spots.
slappz
i would lovbe to know yours, so tell the fam folk pls
I see that I truly have not lived! You wild thing you! I will make it my point to do it somewhere exciting by the end of this year!!!
Wow... I of course have nothing to add to this... damn though... my dude is a STRAIGHT PRUDE. He gotta step it up! LOL
UH-UH! TRIFLIN!!!
and NO I will NOT be sharing any tales because:
1- a lady never tells (and neither do I) and
2- they're boring!
and I'm mad you can't remember the Anonymous commentor... how many different practice rooms did you have sex in? LMAO!!!
So your daughter already has dentures? ;-)
I make good ribs, believe it or not.
Have a great weekend! May you add a tale to your list.
Well dang ...
I have no lists. But of course Im half your age and about a quarter as experienced. hm...
And thats funny. You're turning your daughter into you. LOL
Tera
Life is too short
Gotta Let it Out
Is he the prude? lol
The Jaded NYer
LOL no comment. Besides I was a drummer. And I was joking – but glad u could laugh & trifling or adventurous - i just dont bungie jump or sky dive
NoRegrets
No dentures, she has good teeth me was hit by a car at ag 20 crossing the street - guy ran the light
Paula
lol
LOL, that is quite a list. Can't say I have an exciting list like that since my most exciting spot was probably on top of a stove. (don't ask.. young and drunk, that's all I can say).
torrance, well, I've gotten down to it in a few fun spots.
At night on the pitcher's mound on the high school baseball field where I was throwing strikes in the afternoon.
The nearby football field, the high-jump pit.
Golf courses, in the sand traps and on the fairway, but not the greens -- too hard on the terrain.
Beaches in the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard.
My office desk.
private study carrels in my college library.
Various woodlands in several states.
The gondola at a ski resort at which I worked.
Quiet backroom of a restaurant.
A few highway hummers
It's been a goal of mine to have sex on the top of a subway car in Brooklyn where the trains run above ground. The problem is getting on the roof and Staying on the roof. This one is still in the fantasy stage. Have not done it Inside a subway car.
DIS B ROULHAC,
AFTER READING THE COMMENTS, I THOUGHT EVERY ONE HAD FUN LIKE US. BACK OF A CHEVETTE, I CAN'T NUMBER THE AMOUNT OF HOT TUBS...FLA, ARK, GATLINBERG, JAMAICA, ETC. FEMALES JUST WANNA HAVE FUN...MO FEMALES...MO FUN. ONCE U BEEN WID A MACK..YA DONT GO BACK. HOLLA!!!
My Rome to Addis flight was much less exciting.
I have LOTS of living to do yet. Yeah. I better start soon. Getting old here.
A lady doesn't tell, but thanks for sharing! :)
okay so i totally needed the laugh today...i don't have any like "places" and being that folk here isn't down for any until marriage...just can't do it anymore...ummmm let me see
okay i got one
in the back of a SUV backseats folded down in the middle of a airport field...now that's all i can share...:)
WOW... That list is something else. I think I can match that minus three. I haven't joined the mile high club but there is still more traveling to do.
I'll keep the rest to myself... However, sand, grass, popcorn and some other things come in mind... oh, the city skyline. But those are stories for other days or off net. LOL
I'll just add one a long time ago. The rinse cycle of a washing machine.
basement of my bf's house
car
office
outside patio of a hotel
dayum, i've got to get more inventive, lol!
most memorable was at the ex's house when i was much younger
he is bedroom connected to the bathroom....
went into to wash the hands...
he came into the bathroom through his room
pulled my panites down and commenced to give me some good pounding for about 5 minutes.
best quickie I ever had,lol
great 10 RawDawg
damn...thats how u get down huh?
well then
carry on lol
Oh my gawsh !!!!
You are one wild chile(LOL) & I wish I could have just ONE rib to smack on.
T.
LMAO!!
I have so much work to do to catch up I can't think of 10 crazy places, maybe 5.
anyway thanks for entertaining me!
-OG
In a car, in the park, with a big comforter wrapped around the two of us.
On bedroom floor, lol.
In the parking garage complex of our college.
Great post.-QH
LMAO! Man, you make me feel like a prude :-p I don't have any fantasies of doing it in crazy places but I'm a water sign (Cancer) and I have always had that whole fantasy of doing it at the beach or doing it in the rain. One of these days I will get around to making that happen. Oh, and don't ask me why but for some reason I've always wanted to have make-up sex to New Edition's "Can You Stand The Rain." lol
Ok the most interesting place I had sex was at a graveyard.At first I was scared...but then....ok ok it was outside of the graveyard, not actually right by someones grave! Everything else has been normal. :(
Those are some good ones. Let's see, i don't have that many out of the ordinary.
A roof
Teacher's lounge
Auditorium at a school
Got some head in a pool room in a apartment complex.
The kitchen floor, while cooking. Needless to say, the food burned. I think he gets really "happy" when i cook. lmao
Torrance: As you know, I'm such an obsessive about work, that I like my creature comforts when I'm not working. A bed or floor or kitchen table in a nice home or hotel with clean bathrooms is how I do it. With books, a full fridge and a big TV nearby. I even find cars uncomfortable for fucking. Planes? R U nutz? "9/11 changed everything!" I doubt there's a woman alive appealing enough to me to get me to go camping, for example.
How do you find the exotic places, busy as you are? Important because I offered your name up in a discussion last night as the single busiest person with the most diverse skill set of anyone I'd ever come to know.
The subject came around to American politics as it always does because even though we don't live up there, US policy affects how we move money. The same old conversation we have EVERY night. The lament about why Ron Paul wasn't a real contender. The RDB-essque discussion of Obama: plenty not to like, no question that his election is crucial, good thing Voelcker's on his economic team, good thing Obama's bright enough to understand how things really work, too bad we can't give him money. Off-shore wire transfers, are you crazy?
So, the conversation drifted to who had other interests outside of money. Somebody, said "well I'm sure Phil Ivey's for Obama." I said, "someone was offering a bet that Phil Ivey didn't know who Obama or McCain were!" So, we all got into this thing where you'd mention somebody who was sucessful financially but had lots of other interests. Somebody mentioned Steve Zolotow because he was still into avant-garde theater as writer, director, producer and actor, Buddhism, playing Bridge and Chess for fun not money, reading comparitive theology for fun, and was a total generalist when it came to money.
I said that I had a lot of respect for "Z" but that there was this guy with this website called Rawdawgbuffalo who was to LIFE what MacGyver was to some cardboard, a coat hanger and a piece of bubble gum.
These things can turn into SICK challenge bets. We're not going anywhere. You may have to come down here on a school vacation with your kids and the lady friend of your choice and win this thing for me.
so, yea...ummm this was totally left field from you lol. I have some places, but I'm not telling :), good times though
blackgirlinmaine
Better than young, dumb w no income lol
no_slappz
Now that’s alright with me, wast that hard lol and thanks for the reminder, the Library at Spelman college was another
Roulac
Homeslice, u know I remember them all we used to roll that chevet
Waiting for Zufan!
What airlines did u fly lol
T.Allen-Mercado
So true, I aint mention no names, im a gentleman,savage scholar
T.C.
Airport field,
Urban Thought
Yep, the friendly skys lol
rainywalker
I was on a washing machine b4, thanks for the reminder
Mizrepresent
Yes u should lol
The Dreamy One
Women tell me they don’t like when I pound
Kieya
Thanks for the approval
Sister Girl
understatement
OG, The Original Glamazon
Well, I got 5 on it lol
QH
Bet that was a tight fit. & thanks.
T. Michelle Theus
Sounds pretty kinky to me for u to be a prude lol
The Socialite
A deprived life of a socialite lol
Marleaux
Gottta multi-task and don’t burn that food lol
KELSO'S NUTS
Now that was a story
Ms. Jones
Sissy - lol
Okay lets see.. I've done the beach thing...too much sand. And the strangest place was inside of a furniture store on the second level.
Holla!
You've been busy. :-D
wow. interesting post as always.
Wanted to do MARTA (moving Africans rapidly through Atlanta) How witty! Too bad she wasn't gamed...perhaps in the future with her or someone else.
You are the living end! LOL!
i'll keep my spots to myself thank u berry much!!
Raw come pick up ur goods, here:
http://briasownwords.com/2008/08/10/brias-own-words-receives-1st-award/
Award for u
I feel like the biggest prude compared to yall! Woooow!
"First rest area in Mississippi coming from ATL. Gratuitous it was."
i was just at this spot on sunday. damn.
jus starting out
Second level sounds like fun....invite me next time u look for furniture
Tigress
Not busy enuff
Big Cheekz
Thank u
Lovebabz
LMBAO
Bria
Thank u hon
Charece
Never too late lol
fly tie
Maybe next time u will be there with me
whoa. ok..here goes:
a roof bent over a chair
a park against a tree and I still have the scar to prove it.."doin it the park..doin it after dark...Ohhhh YEEEEA" LOL
of course a car..never on top (yet)
Next stop: Dressing room
LMAO @ the jungle gym. think of the children! lol.
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