Thursday, August 07, 2008

gimme 10

I will free your mind today.
thought amnesty. u dont have to think - let me entertain u

Point of order: Don’t sleep, got that hot poke chop grease coming on deck next. is u a bich or what” and “character, integrity and content”. Not to mention intro to Mephisian 101.

But today, I figured I’ll give yawl brain cells a rest, since my tractates bore a many folk and since I tend to not talk to much about dumb shit – albeit, politic is some of the dumbest shit I have ever ran my mind across.

So today. I decided to regress, and give yawl the ten most memorable places jones done done it at. I still wanna hit a beach, and an elevator. But This memory is for you, and yawl can use it as a tag for the tag minded, just give me props and I am invoking the anti tag rule, if u make the tag, u cant tag folk here never ever, forever never. And in no particular order, here goes.

1] In the middle aisle in the Coach section of an Air Ethiopia flight from the states to Addis. Specifically the Rome to Addis leg. It was right after 911, and the air bus seated 424 but only 17 on board cause folks were afraid to fly. They cut the lights off and make it night, real amenable to being rode.

2] on the hood of my old 74 cutlass supreme. In the rain, hood still hot. Torque achieved against the windshield is the bomb. See last pages of chapter 6 in A Matter of Attention for detail.

3] Fire escape in the snow in Chicago. True was a rushed job but a memory non the less.

4] Back of my pick up truck under a full moon in my front yard.

5] Memorable only cause I got caught by my folk Aunt, behind the sofa in her Aunt’s front room. And memorable because she just married a comedian with initials SH.

6] In my office during the day at a prestigious university I used to teach and do research at.

7] On a jungle Jim, in a park, way after midnight and Vat 69. Right above the slide. See pictures for both.

8] In a dorm room at the University of Calabar in Nigeria. Just classic, next day took a cigar boat to Cameroon.

9] Truck stop. They took turns, again throat. First rest area in Mississippi coming from ATL. Gratuitous it was.

10] Driving through a car was, just throat though. I think the suds turned me on. Didn’t gush though.

Now u aint have to think, hope u enjoyed and laughed. Wanted to do MARTA (moving Africans rapidly through Atlanta) but last folk said she made a promise to god not to have sex until marriage after a child. Soo if u feel folk here ask yo folk to give you 10.

addendun: y my daughter be trying to take her teeth out her mouth LMBAO. also made ribs, spinnach and sauted carrots tonight - potatoe bread came from store


(fŭng'kē) [blak] [chik] said...


Subway (A Train) in NYC

My backyard

In Puerto Rico at the Bacardi distillery.

what do u expect from a 2 yr old that uses 'folk' in her



I see you have been a busy little bee LOL... Love the description of the places nonetheless.

I salute you! I guess I am not as sexy as I thought LOL, I can only think of maybe three interesting places...oh well.


^^^^^^^Whoops I forgot to name the places^^^^^^^

The park during the day.
The movies.
Hood of my sports car.
In the rain outside on the balcony all with my boyfriend, we need to upgrade huh?

IntrospectiveGoddess said...

Well I dont want to bore anyone cuz I actually dont have any interesting or memorable experiences or places but I will name some places that I would like to

In the rain
In an elevator
On the balcony of a large building
In a movie theatre
Hood of a truck

Dione said...

Wooooowww! Laughing at you and comedian SH's wife getting caught behind the sofa!! Mad about the jungle jim. Happy for you on the flight to Ethiopia. I think I know what your jogging comment was now! This was supposed to be thought amnesty!

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

9) they? Damn pimp.

I have nothing interesting to comment so I'm out.

msladydeborah said...



I am going Vegas on this one. Where and how ain't something I am going to be telling...

But I will say was gooooooood!

Terry said...

Damn, you got stories!

Well, I ain't that active, but I'd say the best I can come up with is "" set at Univ.ersal.

And no...nobody filmed it!

4GOTTEN1 said...

You are like an international cockstar...I'm trying to be like you when i grow up

Garth Sullivan said...

in the middle of a cow field in maine at two in the morning.

i must had twenty five skeeter bites, but it was worth it.

Pajnstl said...

The most daring place done the deed was the parking garage of NOPD headquarters. good times indeed

RealHustla said...

Did the beach. It was lovely. Intense. Gripping. Fierce. Don't know why.

Classrooms in U.C. Berkeley.

Apartment poolside with a warning from the security guard to stop. How embarrassing.

Can't think of any place else right now but hate you for bring back all those memories. Kinda.

Lena said...

Wow. number 9, "they"?

My places...recording studio in Decatur, behind the DJ booth in a club, my sister's pool table in her garage, and a few others.

blkbutterfly said...

lol @ "they make it...real amenable to being rode." i've been on several late night and empty flights and wondered if there was anyone getting their joy ride on...

memphiz said...

Funnti! Jungle Gym... c'mon the kids play there LMAO.

Rebirth of Fly said...


In an alley behind a strip club (yes, I was drunk as hell) and in a fire exit stairwell in the mall.

dejanae said...

yeah well ill keep those in mind for the future

Anonymous said...

So the practice room in the band room in high school did not make the list? should I be mad or glad?

remember me!!!

Crian said...

That is one hell of a list, and real diverse too. Good choices.

LovexHate said...

LOL. LMAO. Car wash? Jungle Jim? Why oh why?!

Well I beat you on the whole beach thing. lol.

Jaimie @ Just Kiss 'N Makeup said...

lol, i'd have to the bathroom at a mariah carey concert...

NoRegrets said...

On the roof of a house. At night however, so not so daring.

Lina said...

I haven't had that many places, as much as I have had interesting things happen....anyway:

- My college campus: Three times...

- My backyard

- Movies

- Moving vehicle- throat only

- Someone else backyard/jacuzzi

- An empty apartment

- A park, baseball field bleachers

- a cul-de-sac

Okay, thats all I can think of at the moment.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

(fŭng'kē) [blak] [chik]
Dang, I still want to do it on marta, and I guess u right about that one folk

Guess u got excited lol and I aint sexy at all but we had that debate before

Dang I wanna do an elevator, I mean in one lol

Well ill show u my jungle jims if u show me yours lol

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon
I aint no pimp, more like red cross, disaster relief, I serve the needy lol

U wilder dana dana

Did u use any of the props lol, u a mean one mr grinch

Once a go I was called rockstar,stud, gigolo by my folk thus the name of the book of short stories

Garth Sullivan
Cow field, now that’s wild

No the [police dept dang

Like I said I was caught to, and the carpet burns were killer

So u in the ATL too, we neeed to swap stories – so u made luv in the club w a thug - LOL

Don’t call it a joy stick for nothing

Im sorry sister

Rebirth of Fly
Don’t hit strip clubs, but will put alley on list, u got horny huh lol

Y u syh?

Which practice room there were 6 if u remember, was it the ones we kept our drums in?

Yea mane, I laughed when I was compiling it

Imam do the beach one day, back to the old me now lol

Jaimie @ Just Kiss 'N Makeup
I would to if I had tyo listen to her lip sync lol

Roof, sounds like fun

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

all i can say is me love some throat and some folks here got caught on film at braves game boning

no_slappz said...

Interesting set of hot spots.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

i would lovbe to know yours, so tell the fam folk pls

Tera said...

I see that I truly have not lived! You wild thing you! I will make it my point to do it somewhere exciting by the end of this year!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow... I of course have nothing to add to this... damn though... my dude is a STRAIGHT PRUDE. He gotta step it up! LOL

The Jaded NYer said...


and NO I will NOT be sharing any tales because:

1- a lady never tells (and neither do I) and
2- they're boring!

and I'm mad you can't remember the Anonymous commentor... how many different practice rooms did you have sex in? LMAO!!!

NoRegrets said...

So your daughter already has dentures? ;-)
I make good ribs, believe it or not.
Have a great weekend! May you add a tale to your list.

Paula said...

Well dang ...

I have no lists. But of course Im half your age and about a quarter as experienced. hm...

And thats funny. You're turning your daughter into you. LOL

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

Life is too short

Gotta Let it Out
Is he the prude? lol

The Jaded NYer
LOL no comment. Besides I was a drummer. And I was joking – but glad u could laugh & trifling or adventurous - i just dont bungie jump or sky dive

No dentures, she has good teeth me was hit by a car at ag 20 crossing the street - guy ran the light


Anonymous said...

LOL, that is quite a list. Can't say I have an exciting list like that since my most exciting spot was probably on top of a stove. (don't ask.. young and drunk, that's all I can say).

no_slappz said...

torrance, well, I've gotten down to it in a few fun spots.

At night on the pitcher's mound on the high school baseball field where I was throwing strikes in the afternoon.

The nearby football field, the high-jump pit.

Golf courses, in the sand traps and on the fairway, but not the greens -- too hard on the terrain.

Beaches in the Hamptons and Martha's Vineyard.

My office desk.

private study carrels in my college library.

Various woodlands in several states.

The gondola at a ski resort at which I worked.

Quiet backroom of a restaurant.

A few highway hummers

It's been a goal of mine to have sex on the top of a subway car in Brooklyn where the trains run above ground. The problem is getting on the roof and Staying on the roof. This one is still in the fantasy stage. Have not done it Inside a subway car.

Anonymous said...


Waiting for Zufan! said...

My Rome to Addis flight was much less exciting.

I have LOTS of living to do yet. Yeah. I better start soon. Getting old here.

T.Allen-Mercado said...

A lady doesn't tell, but thanks for sharing! :)

T.C. said...

okay so i totally needed the laugh today...i don't have any like "places" and being that folk here isn't down for any until marriage...just can't do it anymore...ummmm let me see
okay i got one
in the back of a SUV backseats folded down in the middle of a airport that's all i can share...:)

Urban Thought said...

WOW... That list is something else. I think I can match that minus three. I haven't joined the mile high club but there is still more traveling to do.

I'll keep the rest to myself... However, sand, grass, popcorn and some other things come in mind... oh, the city skyline. But those are stories for other days or off net. LOL

rainywalker said...

I'll just add one a long time ago. The rinse cycle of a washing machine.

Mizrepresent said...

basement of my bf's house



outside patio of a hotel

dayum, i've got to get more inventive, lol!

The Dreamy One said...

most memorable was at the ex's house when i was much younger

he is bedroom connected to the bathroom....

went into to wash the hands...

he came into the bathroom through his room

pulled my panites down and commenced to give me some good pounding for about 5 minutes.

best quickie I ever had,lol

great 10 RawDawg

Kieya said...

damn...thats how u get down huh?

well then
carry on lol

Sister Girl said...

Oh my gawsh !!!!

You are one wild chile(LOL) & I wish I could have just ONE rib to smack on.


OG, The Original Glamazon said...


I have so much work to do to catch up I can't think of 10 crazy places, maybe 5.

anyway thanks for entertaining me!


QH said...

In a car, in the park, with a big comforter wrapped around the two of us.

On bedroom floor, lol.

In the parking garage complex of our college.

Great post.-QH

T. Michelle Theus said...

LMAO! Man, you make me feel like a prude :-p I don't have any fantasies of doing it in crazy places but I'm a water sign (Cancer) and I have always had that whole fantasy of doing it at the beach or doing it in the rain. One of these days I will get around to making that happen. Oh, and don't ask me why but for some reason I've always wanted to have make-up sex to New Edition's "Can You Stand The Rain." lol

The Socialite said...

Ok the most interesting place I had sex was at a graveyard.At first I was scared...but then....ok ok it was outside of the graveyard, not actually right by someones grave! Everything else has been normal. :(

Marleaux said...

Those are some good ones. Let's see, i don't have that many out of the ordinary.

A roof

Teacher's lounge

Auditorium at a school

Got some head in a pool room in a apartment complex.

The kitchen floor, while cooking. Needless to say, the food burned. I think he gets really "happy" when i cook. lmao

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Torrance: As you know, I'm such an obsessive about work, that I like my creature comforts when I'm not working. A bed or floor or kitchen table in a nice home or hotel with clean bathrooms is how I do it. With books, a full fridge and a big TV nearby. I even find cars uncomfortable for fucking. Planes? R U nutz? "9/11 changed everything!" I doubt there's a woman alive appealing enough to me to get me to go camping, for example.

How do you find the exotic places, busy as you are? Important because I offered your name up in a discussion last night as the single busiest person with the most diverse skill set of anyone I'd ever come to know.

The subject came around to American politics as it always does because even though we don't live up there, US policy affects how we move money. The same old conversation we have EVERY night. The lament about why Ron Paul wasn't a real contender. The RDB-essque discussion of Obama: plenty not to like, no question that his election is crucial, good thing Voelcker's on his economic team, good thing Obama's bright enough to understand how things really work, too bad we can't give him money. Off-shore wire transfers, are you crazy?

So, the conversation drifted to who had other interests outside of money. Somebody, said "well I'm sure Phil Ivey's for Obama." I said, "someone was offering a bet that Phil Ivey didn't know who Obama or McCain were!" So, we all got into this thing where you'd mention somebody who was sucessful financially but had lots of other interests. Somebody mentioned Steve Zolotow because he was still into avant-garde theater as writer, director, producer and actor, Buddhism, playing Bridge and Chess for fun not money, reading comparitive theology for fun, and was a total generalist when it came to money.

I said that I had a lot of respect for "Z" but that there was this guy with this website called Rawdawgbuffalo who was to LIFE what MacGyver was to some cardboard, a coat hanger and a piece of bubble gum.

These things can turn into SICK challenge bets. We're not going anywhere. You may have to come down here on a school vacation with your kids and the lady friend of your choice and win this thing for me.

Ms. Jones said...

so, yea...ummm this was totally left field from you lol. I have some places, but I'm not telling :), good times though

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

Better than young, dumb w no income lol

Now that’s alright with me, wast that hard lol and thanks for the reminder, the Library at Spelman college was another

Homeslice, u know I remember them all we used to roll that chevet

Waiting for Zufan!
What airlines did u fly lol

So true, I aint mention no names, im a gentleman,savage scholar

Airport field,

Urban Thought
Yep, the friendly skys lol

I was on a washing machine b4, thanks for the reminder

Yes u should lol

The Dreamy One
Women tell me they don’t like when I pound

Thanks for the approval

Sister Girl

OG, The Original Glamazon
Well, I got 5 on it lol

Bet that was a tight fit. & thanks.

T. Michelle Theus
Sounds pretty kinky to me for u to be a prude lol

The Socialite
A deprived life of a socialite lol

Gottta multi-task and don’t burn that food lol

Now that was a story

Ms. Jones
Sissy - lol

Just Startin' Out said...

Okay lets see.. I've done the beach thing...too much sand. And the strangest place was inside of a furniture store on the second level.


Tigress said...

You've been busy. :-D

Big Cheekz said...

wow. interesting post as always.

Lovebabz said...

Wanted to do MARTA (moving Africans rapidly through Atlanta) How witty! Too bad she wasn't gamed...perhaps in the future with her or someone else.

You are the living end! LOL!

Bria said...

i'll keep my spots to myself thank u berry much!!

Raw come pick up ur goods, here:

Bria said...

Award for u

Charece said...

I feel like the biggest prude compared to yall! Woooow!

fly tie said...

"First rest area in Mississippi coming from ATL. Gratuitous it was."

i was just at this spot on sunday. damn.

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T said...

jus starting out
Second level sounds like fun....invite me next time u look for furniture

Not busy enuff

Big Cheekz
Thank u


Thank u hon

Never too late lol

fly tie
Maybe next time u will be there with me

Ms. Lovely said...

whoa. goes:

a roof bent over a chair

a park against a tree and I still have the scar to prove it.."doin it the park..doin it after dark...Ohhhh YEEEEA" LOL

of course a car..never on top (yet)

Next stop: Dressing room

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LMAO @ the jungle gym. think of the children! lol.

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