GWB - BO, whad up folk, W. How ya living?
BO - Jones mane, just lounging deuce what gives, how is the fam folk?
GWB - We straight Jones. Look a heah, Congrats, but you know I was pulling for my boy on paper, but you the truth, and u make sense, buttarah you know, we got ten weeks left before you take office let's see what we can do to handle this shit.
BO - Str8, I’ll be up that camp today, you at the crib?
GWB - Yea
LATER ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE
BO – This a phatt azz crib, me and lil momma gone be lounging up in this camp
GWB – Yea, its tight aint it?
BO – So what’s up mane?
GWB - So what you been thinking, Cheney gone so we can do this.
BO - Well, I say we need to get manufacturing up and improve the value of the dollar.
GWB - Good, I feel ya, I don’t like giving all that loot to my folk, but K-street, and you know how they do?
BO – yea jones, I also think we need to put at a minimum, a 2% tax on all them derivatives and swaps they pushing, that would get us close to 200 billion back in the first year.
GWB – That’s a good look.
BO: Thanks
GWB – I know we got to do something to increase the value of the dollar, but you aint hear this from me, but we gotta cut out them tax breaks for them oil companies.
BO – yea, we on the same page folk.
GWB – and believe it or not, I got to take care of the regular man. I mean liquor going up and I cant deal with that.
BO – you back on the wagon?
GWB – naw jones, well a little taste every now and then (exchange of dap)
BO – Yea and we need to make them oil companies pay for the land they using too, and reduce as much war spending as we can.
GWB – (shaking his how) don’t know how we gonna be able to do that jones?
BO – we can, and last but not least, we gotta repeal the Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000, now hear me out W, I know Phill Gramm your folk, but he a dumb fuck.
GWB – (Shaking his head in agreement)…well lets put it on paper, you alright folk, in the end we all Americans, and its all about us. And our America aint black or white or GOP or Democrat, its green.
BO – Yea man (exchange dap).
GWB – so what’s the deal folk, you gotta go now, if not lets go watch some football.
BO – I’m down mane.
I would hope that GWB would extend his hand out to the next President since shit is real in the field, and I hope he may actually be Barack Obama, even in his ineptness in knowledge related to Economics and foreign policy. This is how would do it, what says you jones? vote
78 comments:
That was funny.
If only, hmmmm.... lol, hilarious
that was the funniest ish I have heard in a long ass time!!!
Good one folk!
I was picturing it as I read...Hahahaha!! thanks for that laugh...I needed it this morning!
Love it! Very witty and very appropriate!
Bravo!
Excellent satire! Oddly enough I see that GWB signed an 'executive order' dealing with the transition plan from his administration to the next. Perhaps your conversation above is more on-target then we know...
peace, Villager
You're a mess! There's never any telling what springs from your mind. Just curious, do you laugh at that shit as you key or are you intense?
You have me in my office trying hard not to laugh TOO loudly. LOL That was utterly priceless.
But when the laughter subsides, I can't help but to shake my head and say, "Damn, I wish."
"me and lil momma gone be lounging up in this camp"
LMAO!!! I swear I wanted to go the rest of the day without hearing the words "Obama" "McCain" or "economy" but that was right on time. No much to laugh at in this crazy situation otherwise...well except fo Palin.
I thought about them actually making this exchange. Hilarious. Send it to SNL. :-)
By the way, what does Jones and Folk mean? I've been meaning to ask that? ;-)
LOL! Don't I wish GWB would grow sense and try some collaboration with whomever gets in the White House. The more polarization and racism in the slough to Nov. 4th, the more depressed I get that we're going to be suffering for a long while.
If it does happen this amicably, that'd be a pure miracle of work happening across an aisle. Lovin' this.
That's funny! I would hope that W would welcome Barack to a sit down so he can discuss how he fucked up the economy. However, I highly doubt that.
I wonder if they discard the "king's english" and adopt slang when they are alone! to be a fly on the wall...
Good job!
Sometimes when you F*ck up the world you want to get out of the spotlight. I think GWB will leave even earlier that way he doesn't have to take responsibility.
GWB - I quit here's my notice
BO- Aren't you going to give us at least two weeks notice for transition.
GWB - You have the F*ckin notice in your hand!
lol...i love that u added ur all-mi-t swagger
That was too well done. Nice job folk. I had tears in my eyes of two different kinds reading that. On the serious side of things W. does NEED to reach out to the next man and yes I am praying on it be Obama.
You're right Good Doctor...I needed that laugh! :)
add comedian to your long list of what you do! You have me rolling over here. I love the exchange of dap over the talk of liquor. You are a mess! I needed that humor just now. :P
That made my day...wish it would happen in real life.
Hahahaha.... hilarious
=]
JONES: A 2% tax on derivatives turnover? For real?
You really do want to take food out of my boy's mouth, huh?
What number did you think El Uruguayo and I were playing to when we were running French money in total return swaps? We played to about 1 3/4 c on turnover. And we were good. We weren't that big, maybe we had a capital base of $20 mm and a 20% override plus our own capital commitment of $200,000. So with the override, we were plaing to 2.05c. You'd only let me make 0.05c/$?
In some year's we played to MINUS. We were still turning the $20mm over 5-20 times. Let's say we played to -2c/$ on $200mm turnover. On your system, we'd be playing to -4c/$ on $200mm. Thanks, you just cost us and our backers an extra $4,000,000 with your PROGRESSIVE tax.
He and I weren't OPPRESSING anyone. With what? Our laptops? Our Wendy's fuckin cheeseburgers?
No sale on that one, buddy. Life's not fair. You're at Morehouse. I'm on the street-corner. Or I'm at UCLA and you're on the street corner. Tough tit for me. Tough tit for you. That's how it goes sometimes.
I survived spinal menengitis. Am I looking to put a tax on every person who didn't have two years of daily spinal taps, and two years of intense physical therapy to build my body back to normal?
I never thought it would come to this, but you go play Robin Hood with someone else's money, not mine, oiste?
T: I don't believe in the supernatural but there was some luck in the fact that before reading your tax policy, I'd taken some Medellin-99%, put it in a stainless steel spoon, put that much bicarbonate of soda again in, a few drops of distilled water, click click with a lighter, and a clean Lebanese water pipe nearby plus a cup of hot chocolate and some Mozart. Because that tax policy WOULD HAVE DESTROYED (I give myself credit again for a good decision in leaving the USA)MY BUSINESS AND PROBABLY BANKRUPTED ME.
Wow. You're the sharpest guy I know. But Americanos, mane....jeez...there isn't a good one in the bunch of 300mm.
Ummmm, yea...okay..
I thought you wasn't an Obama supporter?
GWB is practicing the lingo as we read...
LMBAO,
You are too silly! Lol!
If only W was as well thought out as you, we might not be in this hot mess.
LOL!
and a piece of chocolate 4U
first off I'm LMAO @ me in the Role of GWB and me as barrack Obama
then I ROFL @ This a phatt azz crib, me and lil momma gone be lounging up in this camp
Lastly, high five @ I mean liquor going up and I cant deal with that.
That was funny as all get out. Why could I actually see such an exchange happening?
That was hilarious! I'm picture GWB with his twang! lol
But honestly, I don't think he cares all that much about America.
here to definitely hoping that the 10 weeks will be a means to bridge the gap...one can only hope!
and you are too much...lol
Jones, that was some funny stuff right there.
@Demon Hunter - As best as I can tell from following the All-mi-t for some time now "Jones" is like saying "Man", as in "What's up Jones." However, sometimes it's followed by the Memphis form of the word "man" and you get a sentence like "What's up Jones Mane". In that case, just assume your "folk" (your people) are just really glad to see you.
Jones can also be lent as an expression to any sort of fellow. Someone you know or don't know.
Folk is more a term of endearment. If I'm remembering correctly. Only your closests "peeps" get labeled as "folk". As in, "Them my folk right there."
T, you will have to correct me if I'm wrong.
You are too silly... ha ha ha ha... but I loved it... smile...
Good work!!!
Ya imagination was running when you thought of this one. I likes. Maybe you should run for pres. (someday?...maybe?...think about it).
Well, those 10 weeks between election day and anaguration (mispelled like a MF) is gonna be something serious.
But...this put a smile on my face (nonetheless).
lol damn!
If Obama and Bush call each other jones, mane, and folk, I'm out! LOL
GWB – and believe it or not, I got to take care of the regular man. I mean liquor going up and I cant deal with that.
FUNNY!
good post humourous but its what really needs to be discussed prior to the changing of the guards
That was great! :-D You know, I'll be the first to say I don't know a lot. But you know, the first time I heard Obama speak he touched a spot in my heart. He's touched the hope and needs of people who are crying out for change, for a fair shake in a world that doesn't seem to give a damn about them. I'm hoping he wins because I have that hope too. Lord knows a lot of us could be wrong but I think when you see that ray of hope you throw out your lasso, catch the tail and hope for the best ride of your life. It can't get much worse than it is now... can it? This election, I'm standing on hope rather than 4 more years of the last eight... or for that fact, the last month.
LOL! hilarious! just what i needed after a loooooooong day.
if only...
*lol* You crazy :P
Very funny though!
greetings from the netherlands!
Thanks for giving me a smile!
The Bear Maiden
thanks and how have u been
Tayo (AllTayo.com)
i know thats right
Kayos
thanks jones
Queen
glad to assist your day
Lovebabz
satire is my speciality thanks
Villager
email me the link to the EO
Nicki Nicki Tembo
yes and mess is an understatement
Chick Lit Gurrl
anita baker - i apologize
Kitty Cleopatra
im gonna hit palin up next week
Demon Hunter
u think they would use it, and see rich response below
Sylvia
u and me both
maylady84
y thank u sister
freemanpress
now that was funny
poison.ivy
me got swag? lol
Miss Soul
sry to make u cry maam lol
Tera
good now get out the dumps
Sheliza
well i try and thanks
Lina
u and me both
Gorgeous Geek
hope i made your day a lil
KELSO'S NUTS
u know u laughed folk and it is opnly applied to the folks we gave that 700 billion plus to and AIG and the rest, not the general public
Lauren1904
i dont support any poly tricksters but he still folk
supporter?
NoRegrets
u think lol
msladydeborah
thank u and a mess i will be, and neckbones over chocolates
laughing808
lol u silly, i am too
blackgirlinmaine
if they were from memphis it would lol
Miriam
"looka heah" lol
T.C.
jesse jackson - keep hope alive
Rich
nope, u got it right big daddy good look
Law
doing my duty sister
Undeniably...Deep aka Tina-B
who would vote for me lol
mrs. mary mack
i hope u aint laugh too loud
President Anthony Taurus dont do it jones lol
Pajnstl
yep he still on the wagon lol
T.Allen-Mercado
was hopping it would make u laugh
Tigress
i understand, it is just i still the same old politics with him to and it saddens me
jade
thanks and if only is right
Linda
i have been told such lol
Angel
anytime
OMG that was hilarity!
I wish the convo would've gone down like this.
this reminds me of Harry Shear & his skits on Le Show...those are CLASSIC.
i say you make an audio lol
Torrance, you are off the charts man.
man, you crazy for that one. lol. If GWB BO talked like that fa'real, I'd be weak. But anyway you made some good points and hope GWB will help out the next prez, but who knows. If its Barak, then GWB may try to tell BO some shady ish just to try to make him look stupid.
FOLK: Of course I laughed at the whole piece. It was outstanding.
I just fell out of my chair reading within the satire that a Ron Paul man had gotten on Che Guevara's bike!
you crazy...lol
Man I'm really hopein folks get out there and vote vote vote and get Barack in there!!!!
That was halarious...and I thought it was gonna be another political blog!
I agree with everyone else, def witty! Just hope it would go down in a similar fashion, but something about GWB tells me he's gonna blow some shit up WAY before a sit down! lol
D*amn! U make GWB sound intellgent! And I just luv the "buttarah". I'm gon steal that one....
Much obliged for stopping by earlier today....yeah, had to do some redec cause it was getting on my nerves. You ever heard that saying "when you smell yourself people been smelling you for a long time"? Well, y'all shoulda told me! LOL
Love it! Call that FOOL up. You got the answer!
-Muata
You are waay better at that than Maureen Dowd! LOL. "Butterah" And GWB as a dry drunk who just has a taste. SMH
i loved that
its great how you mix street edge with politics
wonderful
if we are to improve the valus of the dollar we have to build up manufacturing
we can start with solar panels
we enough technolgoy to equip every house and apartment complex with solar power
like they are doing in cuba
this will emoploy millions of people
and it will also create new industries and all types of economic growth will come from it
i think this is one of the things obama bin laden is pulling for lol
who knows man
That was hilarious!!
LOL!
Too bad ol' gw ain't no where near that smart.
And I so hope its Obama. We totally can't deal with another 4 years like the past 8!
LOL you know you crazy right?? Have a great weekend!!
I get the feeling Bush will be like the guy who got kicked out the apartment and decides to tear crap up and the new president will be the poor new tennant there to suffer. We will see.
man if GWB had that much swag, I probably wouldnt hate him so much...
lol that was funny
this was retarded, lol :) You know I would ba mad as he** if I heard Barack Obama say "mane" and "deuce" up infront of white folks, lol :)
Oh..you had a change of heart. Now you think Obama will win...good bet!
Good shit once again.
This has me DYING laughing. Loved it!
nice piece, had me grinning the whole time...i'd like to see more of your satire...
peace,
warrior-poet
Poor Barack having to shake the Mofo from Midland's hand!
I hope he washed good after cuz' everyone in Washington is hip to Bush's habit of pickin' his nose and scratching his balls.
Personally, I would never shake Bush's hand.
LMA0
too funny
I can only imagine
Well put, very Witty!
satirical, yes
hilarious, yes
will happen, not likely
at least i forgot my throbbinn
finger for a few minutes
dang, typing ba like u, lol
ErynMyisha
thanks where have u been woman
brran1
u and me both
the prisoner's wife
now that is a compliment im flattered
Monroe Anderson
i can see u cracking up now jones
Obama Mama
thin line between brilliance and insanity
KELSO'S NUTS
lol thanks man
Veronica Wright
LMBAO so i have been told
Charece
thanks hon and where have u been
Free
lol thank u very much
SjP
that was not my intention - lol
Muata Truth Telling
LMBAO - when u stopping by my shop folk
Kellybelle
thank u, is she posed to be funny 4 real?
James Tubman
im hoping u write but who knows
bohemianabstractions
thank u sister
LazyCrazyMama
yes it is a shame
Kitty
yes maam i do
Cat
u may be right
MsPuddin
so u saying i got swag - im honored
Chay
thanks hon
VertigoVirgo
pudding say its swag - lol
Blog Queen
just playing mccain would not work for this
Tha BossMack TopSoil
good look folk hope u feeling better
brightstarr
im glad to put a smile on your face
Clay Lowe
good how is the book coming mane
Christopher
lol u are hard core chris
She Bangz
lol well it would if i were them and thanks for the drive by
ŵù gamßina
thanks hon hope u come back
Sista GP
i know poor finger
Ah, Rich, thanks for clearing that up. Good job. I needed it broken down. :-D I've heard a lot of slang over the years, but this is new to me. :-)
hahahahah..
this was right on point!
EXCELLENT!
you are brilliant...this made me laugh...and at the same time nod,....and hell ...dream....
omg....
Hell yeah I would vote for your sexy, intelligent behind(not the word I wanted to use, but it will suffice)...if it came to that.
Demon Hunter
LMBAO
dc_speaks
glad i could brighten up your day
enigma4ever
thank u lol im f.lattered
Undeniably...Deep aka Tina-B
lol thanks for your vote lol
Awww man,where do you get it ????
LOL...
T.
very entertaining, keep posting!
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