GWB - BO, whad up folk, W. How ya living?
BO - Jones mane, just lounging deuce what gives, how is the fam folk?
GWB - We straight Jones. Look a heah, Congrats, but you know I was pulling for my boy on paper, but you the truth, and u make sense, buttarah you know, we got ten weeks left before you take office let's see what we can do to handle this shit.
BO - Str8, I’ll be up that camp today, you at the crib?
GWB - Yea
LATER ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE
BO – This a phatt azz crib, me and lil momma gone be lounging up in this camp
GWB – Yea, its tight aint it?
BO – So what’s up mane?
GWB - So what you been thinking, Cheney gone so we can do this.
BO - Well, I say we need to get manufacturing up and improve the value of the dollar.
GWB - Good, I feel ya, I don’t like giving all that loot to my folk, but K-street, and you know how they do?
BO – yea jones, I also think we need to put at a minimum, a 2% tax on all them derivatives and swaps they pushing, that would get us close to 200 billion back in the first year.
GWB – That’s a good look.
GWB – I know we got to do something to increase the value of the dollar, but you aint hear this from me, but we gotta cut out them tax breaks for them oil companies.
BO – yea, we on the same page folk.
GWB – and believe it or not, I got to take care of the regular man. I mean liquor going up and I cant deal with that.
BO – you back on the wagon?
GWB – naw jones, well a little taste every now and then (exchange of dap)
BO – Yea and we need to make them oil companies pay for the land they using too, and reduce as much war spending as we can.
GWB – (shaking his how) don’t know how we gonna be able to do that jones?
BO – we can, and last but not least, we gotta repeal the Commodity Futures Modernization Act of 2000, now hear me out W, I know Phill Gramm your folk, but he a dumb fuck.
GWB – (Shaking his head in agreement)…well lets put it on paper, you alright folk, in the end we all Americans, and its all about us. And our America aint black or white or GOP or Democrat, its green.
BO – Yea man (exchange dap).
GWB – so what’s the deal folk, you gotta go now, if not lets go watch some football.
BO – I’m down mane.
I would hope that GWB would extend his hand out to the next President since shit is real in the field, and I hope he may actually be Barack Obama, even in his ineptness in knowledge related to Economics and foreign policy. This is how would do it, what says you jones? vote