Thursday, December 20, 2007

shameless self promotion

Yo, Sat Dec 22 is my birthday. So happy birth day to me. And I'm selecting these two books to sale in honor of myself for the holiday. So yawl support your folk, and tell all yawl know via smoke signal, email or word of mouth to do the same. Thanks. And happy napy birth day shouts to:

Femigog and my girl Emmanuelle Elie (Dec 21).

Support starving independent african american authors - long live intellectual fiction.
JUST CLICK ON THE BOOK ICONS TO ORDER


A Matter of Attention. Book Reviews.


ButterBrown. Book Reviews.




























PLEASE DONT BUY FROM AMAZON THEY DONT PAY ME

again, happy birthday to me.....they make great gifts and keep sakes

Yum yum eatum up,

state of the african american father,
black,brown,beige & undereducated,

far from the truth,
y yawl hang up on me jones,

What dressing u want,
I can’t fight so I talk shit,
he has a Coretta.,

Hook, line & sinker,
Ode to Miss Anne,

a penchant 4 commitment,
the midas touch,
to whom it may concern:,
I, I, My,
They on the other team,

i miss coaching little league,
Lift up Your Skirt and Find Your Balls,
A few of my favorite things,
You a soldier….daddy's going to buy you this chopp...,

The teaching of sociopathy,
the kind of guy u take home to momma,
Father Knows Best,
Where are the Coretta's?,

a penchant 4 committment,
the midas touch,
to whom it may concern:,
thank we free,

basic thrust equation,
foul,
sunni or latter,
hope 2 die,

a new breed of mother,
outside the box,
black skin white mask,
we no longer make that model,
these niggas shooting again,

trick or treat,
fuckd up view of manhood,
punishment of slaves,

age of the fck boy,

the perfect man,
i eat peta's,
where the white women at,
touch downs and chess pieces,

the birds,
female dog gluteus maximus negro,

sophisticated colonialism,
play pusy get fucked,

Leg Blocking,
Dogma of the Excuse,
cuddle if you can,
I dont need no man,

Dear Mr. Crackerfied:,
ungrateful, selfish and lazy,

They Can Sing and Dance Though,
challenge to lyricists,
The New Knights of the KKK,

plush opus in the metropolis ,
Church Schisms over Slavery,

live free or die,
seduction or sincerity,

What u need now,
Worthless Negro,
lucky # 6,
the new super hero,
makin' progress,
Kicking In Doors,

9.9.2007,

the adulteress ,
the name game,
ghost of grover cleveland,
nothin soft bout that,
nothing like the real thang,
LOL,
the adulteress,
the next generation,

live free or die,
when her idol superhead,
we turned 2yesterday,
as a nation,
dog day afternoon,
will real terrorist standup,

what would they say,
4 real though,

44 comments:

Don said...
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Don said...

Happy Birthday, folk.

Enjoy.

Sidebar: I saw your email. Appreciate you. I will open the blog up on Monday.

Emmanuelle said...

Thanks!!!! :) it's my partyyyy and i cry if i wanttt toooo

Sojourner G said...

Brother,
I have seen you around, but more importantly have heard the accolades. I arrived at the conclusion that it was high time to cease and desist denying myself of the well spring of intellect flowing freely from this corner of the blogosphere. The substance certainly lives up to the hype.

Happy birth anniversary.

mp1 said...

happy b day scholar! those books dont look like they're up my alley, but i'm gonna check at least one of em out. gotta support the arts, especially our own art

Miss Mocha said...

Happy Early Birthday!! Thanks for the love.

Deirdre said...

Happy Birthday! Same day as my BFF Traci. Butter Brown sounds like good reading.

Jonzee said...

First of all, Happy B-day my friend.

Second of all, where should I purchase the book if not on Amazon??

Epsilonicus said...

Happy birthday!

CapCity said...

Happy B-Earth Day, Big Brother ALL-MI-T!! ;-). Soon's I have some income coming IN - i'm getting your book(s)!

Mes Deux Cents said...

Torrance,

Hmmm Butter Brown looks like the perfect read for a cold winter's night. I think I'll look for it on my lunch break today.

Happy Birthday.

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

Happy Birthday.

I'm always looking for a good read so I will pick up your books this weekend since I have a lot of time on my hands.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Don - just checking didnt want u to be getting uppity on yo folk. lol thanks for the blessing folk.

Thoughts of a Southern gal - thank u hon, and better than good read if u like the think.

Emmanuelle - u welcome and happy nappy, u went back on that song, didn't u woman

Sojourner g - now thats and unexpected and well writen compliment, im flattered and do come back folk mi casa yo casa folk

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Mes Deux Cents - thak ya hon, and it willl be a nice piece of literatur. I dont do the e lynn jerome dickey Tyree stuff

MP1 - thanks folk, but dont let the smooth looks fool ya, they are intellectual reads, and u by all acounts are an intellectual in my eyes

miss mocha, Epsilonicus & Deirdre - Thanks 2 both of yawl. great read i say (biaised) and Traci cool w me, the firs day of capricorn.

Jonzee - thank u maam. and BBOTW>COM. books hyperlinked too, the immages and on the side of my blog page


Cap - thank u and i know u good for it hon, stack that loot

PAJNSTL said...

Happy Birthday!! Enjoy YOUR day!

Brownsoul said...

happy birthday, love.

memphiz said...

Happy Birthday and as soon as i get some mula i will mos def make a purchase that is my gift to you!!

Nique said...

I really appreciate the love, and lol i cant say dont advise the non burnig because most of us dont know that, but now i know and i know not to, thanks again for the love, really wondering how you found me but i love you anyway man.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

PAJNSTL,Brownsoul and Home slice (memphiz) - i love yawl too thanks 4 make yo folk feel special

Nique - i'm a scholar folk and i seek out information and u know how we do

Fat Lady said...

Happy Birthday. I never thought your novels would be my kind of reading, but in honor of your birthday, I will get A Matter of Attention. After reading your blog for a few weeks, I'm inclined to think that reading one of your books might turn out to be a pleasant surprise for me.

Enjoy your Birthday!

Fat Lady said...

Oh, I forgot to ask...

Why don't you get paid when your books sell on Amazon?

Lola Gets said...

Happy Birthday!
I think its my friends bday to day as well. I left her a bappy bday vm yesterday, just to be safe. Hehe.
L

Joyce said...

Happy Birthday! This is Aunt Joyce! You and Lori share the same BD. I've moved to the desert....down with my grands! give me a shout! The cell number is the same! Kiss my baby for me. Love ya'

socalmuchacha said...

Well look at me remembering to get my fanny over here on 12/22 to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY actually ON your birthday!! Hmmm, I'm thinking that maybe folks in our "age range" aren't losing as many brain cells as we thought. ;)

I hope that you truly enjoy your special day, Torrance, and that you realize YOU are actually the one giving out gifts to your readers with all the interesting posts you share with us...thank you!

PS SOOOO glad you don't promote Amazon for purchases, but of course my reasons are a tad different. ;) (http://www.hsus.org/acf/news/pressrel/
amazon_lawsuit_expanded.html)

Lovebabz said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Cheers to you! Hoping you are having a FAB time! Yes will check your books!
Love,
Babz

Nicole said...

Happy bday to you and thank God for you...I need all the education I can get, wherever I can get it.

Didn't know that about Amazon; I'll buy through your link. The Butter Brown cover's got me hooked.

neshia said...

happy birthday

Invisible Woman said...

Dang, I forgot---happy belated birthday. Hope it was all you wanted it to be! :-)

Sincere said...

Happy belated birthday dawg!!! I'm a lil late but I just got a chance to read your post. Blame it on the son of the morning!! anyway Hope you did it big!!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

sin - thanks folk and no apologie needed

Neshia and Invisible - thanks, and outside of memphis beating Gtown for me it was un eventful, no hugs, kisses, cuddling or nookie bo hoo

Nicole and Babz - thanks, yawl gone like the fiction

Aunt Joyce - thank u and will

Fat Lady - thanks, do get the books, and they use lighting and its like its their own publishing so they dont pay me

Lola - do come back and thanks 4 your suport

One Man’s Opinion said...

Happy Belated Birthday and Merry Christmas to you, brother.

Ms. Behaving said...

Happy Belated B-Day!! May you be blessed to see many more! :-)

Ebonne said...

happy belated!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

one man, ms behaving, & ebonne - thank yawl very much

the prisoner's wife said...

i will have to pick one up!

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Good looking TPW

Lisa C said...

Happy Birthday to you, Torrance!! Sorry you didn't have anyone to cuddle with, maybe next year :)

Femigog said...

Man! These December birthdays just keep on coming around here brother! Happy Birthday T! Here's to another year of giving it to us Raw! Thanks for the shout out!

Mega Rich said...

Happy b-day, I'm a fellow Sagittarian as well - 12/4 and my son is the day after yours.

Torrance Stephens bka All-Mi-T said...

Lisa - thanks, im gone cuddle with that loot when u get a book or too LOL

Femi - u know we december babies aint got it all LOL

Rich - first day of capricorn here

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